Marketing Chi Alpha

I’m planning to take out some ads on TheFacebook.com and running them for one day each.

Here are the guidelines:

Your announcement may contain a title of up to 25 characters that links to another page, and a body of up to 150 characters. No HTML is allowed in either section.”

Title: Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship is too long.
Options:

  1. XA Christian Fellowship
  2. Chi Alpha @ Stanford
  3. Chi Alpha, Baby!
  4. Got Faith?
  5. Faith, Friends, Fun
  6. T or F: God exists.
  7. Dopeless Hope Fiends

Ideally, I’d like a funny one. A funny question would be best, I think. It’s hard to be funny in 25 characters or less. Each one would link to xaStanford.org.

As for text, here are some options I’m looking at:

  1. Most of your textbooks will be out of print next year. Ours has been around for 2,000. It’s worth taking a look at. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship
  2. Attending Chi Alpha has just become a requirement for graduation! Would we lie to you? And is it lying if you expect not to be believed?
  3. Is there a God? We like to think so–come find out why. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
  4. No dues. No booze. Just Jesus. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
  5. What does Satan call isolated Christians? Hors Doeuvres. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
  6. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship — Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300

Here’s the problem–I don’t really like any of them that much. I don’t hate them, exactly, they just don’t get me excited.

If you have any better ideas, leave them in the comments. I can use up to five.

2 thoughts on “Marketing Chi Alpha”

  1. Hmmm — I wonder if something about censorship would work — something along the lines of “Get the straight dope on God — The Bible: Uncensored — Wed at 8PM — 300–300”

    or

    “Wanted: Student Ambassadors — come learn about how you can represent the most powerful kingdom ever Wed/8pm/300–300”

    or

    “College is tough — if you want to get through it you’ll have to be tougher — come work out your faith Wed @ 8, room 300–300”
    (Plus, with that one you get the double meaning on “work out your faith”)

    Let me know what you think

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