Marketing Chi Alpha

I’m planning to take out some ads on TheFacebook.com and running them for one day each.

Here are the guidelines:

Your announcement may contain a title of up to 25 characters that links to another page, and a body of up to 150 characters. No HTML is allowed in either section.”

Title: Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship is too long.
Options:

1. XA Christian Fellowship
2. Chi Alpha @ Stanford
3. Chi Alpha, Baby!
4. Got Faith?
5. Faith, Friends, Fun
6. T or F: God exists.
7. Dopeless Hope Fiends

Ideally, I’d like a funny one. A funny question would be best, I think. It’s hard to be funny in 25 characters or less. Each one would link to xaStanford.org.

As for text, here are some options I’m looking at:

1. Most of your textbooks will be out of print next year. Ours has been around for 2,000. It’s worth taking a look at. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship
2. Attending Chi Alpha has just become a requirement for graduation! Would we lie to you? And is it lying if you expect not to be believed?
3. Is there a God? We like to think so–come find out why. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship – Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
4. No dues. No booze. Just Jesus. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship – Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
5. What does Satan call isolated Christians? Hors Doeuvres. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship – Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300
6. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship – Wed nights at 8pm in 300–300

Here’s the problem–I don’t really like any of them that much. I don’t hate them, exactly, they just don’t get me excited.

If you have any better ideas, leave them in the comments. I can use up to five.