Three recent conversations, presented verbatim:
A Conversation With My Daughter
I set up a line of dominoes running around a corner and had my seven‐year‐old daughter sit where she could only see the end. I tipped the first domino over and we watched the entire chain fall.
Then I asked her, “How do you know there was a first domino? You didn’t see it.”
She stared at the fallen dominoes with a furrowed brow for a few seconds, then said, “If there was no first domino there would be no world. Nothing could exist.”
Look out, Aristotle. My daughter is gunning for you.
A Conversation With My Son
Yesterday I took my children to Happy Hollow. As we were entering the park we passed by an Asian gal dressed up as an anime character. I’m not sure which one, but she had on some sort of bulky white body armor. More to the point, she had also dyed her hair purple.
So I said to my wife, “If I was Asian I would totally have purple hair.”
My four‐year‐old son overheard and said with a dismissive tone, “If I was Asian I’d have black hair.”
Student: “Is public nudity a sin?”
Student: “Is it just kind of weird or is it something to avoid altogether?”
Me: “Search biblegateway.com for the term ‘modest’.”