{"id":1099,"date":"2008-04-23T06:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-23T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/?p=1099"},"modified":"2009-07-20T08:22:39","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T16:22:39","slug":"fifteen-minutes-and-counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2008\/04\/23\/fifteen-minutes-and-counting","title":{"rendered":"Fifteen Minutes and Counting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of our wor\u00adship lead\u00aders, Awa, has some of the most quotable lines of any\u00adone I know.<\/p>\n<p>As exhib\u00adit A, I sub\u00admit the fol\u00adlow\u00ading excerpt from an email to our group last week:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nIt\u2019s spring quar\u00adter peo\u00adple, time to pro\u00adcras\u00adti\u00adnate so you can enjoy the beau\u00adti\u00adful warm weath\u00ader and the beau\u00adti\u00adful peeps of Chi Alpha.  I mean, we are a good look\u00ading bunch\u2026I say that in truth and with humil\u00adi\u00adty\u2026\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How mag\u00adnif\u00adi\u00adcent is that lan\u00adguage?<\/p>\n<p>Any\u00adway, at least one reporter at the Stan\u00adford Dai\u00adly agrees with me: Awa was quot\u00aded not once but twice <a href=\"http:\/\/daily.stanford.edu\/article\/2008\/4\/22\/aHawaiianSliceOfParadise\">in a recent arti\u00adcle<\/a> as was Chris, anoth\u00ader of our stu\u00addents.<\/p>\n<p>For con\u00adtext, <a href=\"http:\/\/daily.stanford.edu\/article\/2008\/4\/22\/aHawaiianSliceOfParadise\">the arti\u00adcle<\/a> is about a Hawai\u00adian Lu\u2019au on cam\u00adpus.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n\u2026kahlua pig \u2026 is tra\u00addi\u00adtion\u00adal\u00adly pre\u00adpared by fill\u00ading the pig\u2019s abdom\u00adi\u00adnal cav\u00adi\u00adty with hot stones, then plac\u00ading the pig in a pit con\u00adtain\u00ading hot stones.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cBut I\u2019m sure San\u00adta Clara Coun\u00adty wouldn\u2019t have been too open to that idea, so we hand-shred\u00added the 40 lbs. of pork our\u00adselves using forks,\u201d said Lu\u2019au Co-Chair Awa\u00adpuhi Dan\u00adcil \u201810. \u201cThe hard\u00adest part was fig\u00adur\u00ading out how much of each item to buy. Peo\u00adple at Cost\u00adco kept star\u00ading at us since we had 40 toma\u00adtoes, pineap\u00adples and pounds of salmon.\u201d\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And then lat\u00ader on, <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cThe mem\u00adbers of the Hawai\u2019i Club poured our heart and soul into this event, work\u00ading at 100 mph,\u201d Dan\u00adcil said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And the con\u00adtri\u00adbu\u00adtion from Chris:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> Per\u00adhaps the most inter\u00adest\u00ading side dish was the poi, pound\u00aded taro root that is knead\u00aded into a smooth paste, tra\u00addi\u00adtion\u00adal\u00adly meant to be eat\u00aden by scoop\u00ading it out of a bowl with one\u2019s fin\u00adgers.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI still haven\u2019t made up my mind about the poi,\u201d said Chris Oli\u00advares \u201810. \u201cBut every\u00adthing else is absolute\u00adly deli\u00adcious. I came last year and had to come again to sup\u00adport friends and watch the great dances. And how often do you get to have authen\u00adtic Hawai\u00adian food that\u2019s real\u00adly good?\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So a big shout out to you both for your 15 min\u00adutes of fame. <\/p>\n<p>Although next time you\u2019re talk\u00ading about slaugh\u00adtered pigs and root paste try to fig\u00adure out a sub\u00adtle way to work in \u201c<a href=\"http:\/\/xastanford.org\/\">Chi Alpha Chris\u00adt\u00adian Fel\u00adlow\u00adship<\/a> meets at 7:30pm every Wednes\u00adday school is in ses\u00adsion in build\u00ading 300\u2013300.\u201d I\u2019m not quite sure how to do that ele\u00adgant\u00adly, but there must be some way. Maybe some\u00adthing like \u201cOf course, slaugh\u00adtered pigs can\u00adnot atone for our sins. They are mere\u00adly tasty. How\u00adev\u00ader, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/index.php?search=Hebrews+10:1-25\">there is one sac\u00adri\u00adfice<\/a> <\/p>\n<ul style=\"display:none\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/yourrnc.com\/?battle_for_haditha\">bat\u00adtle for haditha movie<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div style=\"display:none\"><a href=\"http:\/\/brettmartin.org\/blog?beneath_the_planet_of_the_apes\">beneath the plan\u00adet of the apes movie<\/a><\/div>\n<p>   that has already been giv\u00aden on our behalf, and we\u2019ll be talk\u00ading about it this Wednes\u00adday\u2026 etc, etc\u201d. \ud83d\ude42<strong style=\"display:none\"><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.segd.org\/?trading_places\">trad\u00ading places movie down\u00adload<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"display:none\"><a href=\"http:\/\/pie-flex.com\/album\/?towelhead_aka_nothing_is_private\">down\u00adload tow\u00adel\u00adhead aka noth\u00ading is pri\u00advate online<\/a><\/p>\n<ul style=\"display:none\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/brettmartin.org\/blog?care_bears_journey_to_joke_a_lot\">care bears jour\u00adney to joke a lot down\u00adload<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of our wor\u00adship lead\u00aders, Awa, has some of the most quotable lines of any\u00adone I know. As exhib\u00adit A, I sub\u00admit the fol\u00adlow\u00ading excerpt from an email to our group last week: It\u2019s spring quar\u00adter peo\u00adple, time to pro\u00adcras\u00adti\u00adnate so you can enjoy the beau\u00adti\u00adful warm weath\u00ader and the beau\u00adti\u00adful peeps of Chi Alpha. \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2008\/04\/23\/fifteen-minutes-and-counting\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cFif\u00adteen Min\u00adutes and Count\u00ading\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-hJ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2213,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions\/2213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}