{"id":143,"date":"2003-02-02T15:15:07","date_gmt":"2003-02-02T23:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2003\/02\/02\/happy-groundhog-day\/"},"modified":"2003-02-02T15:15:07","modified_gmt":"2003-02-02T23:15:07","slug":"happy-groundhog-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2003\/02\/02\/happy-groundhog-day","title":{"rendered":"Happy Groundhog Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Side note: legendary prognosticator <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punxsutawneyphil.com\/\">Punxsutawney Phil<\/a> has weighed in: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groundhog.org\/prediction\/\">we face six more weeks of winter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, I live in California. I\u2019ve forgotten exactly what winter is&nbsp;like\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a seasonal joke for your amusement:<\/p>\n<p><i>Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, \u201cIll bet you don\u2019t know what day this&nbsp;is.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course I do,\u201d he answered as if he was offended, and left for the office.<\/p>\n<p>At 10:00 a.m., the doorbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a box of a dozen long stemmed red roses. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite chocolates was delivered. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.<\/p>\n<p>The woman couldn\u2019t wait for her husband to come&nbsp;home.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst the flowers, then the chocolates and then the dress!\u201d she exclaimed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life! (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ahajokes.com\/ground01.html\">source<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>six more weeks of winter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-2j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}