{"id":143,"date":"2003-02-02T15:15:07","date_gmt":"2003-02-02T23:15:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2003\/02\/02\/happy-groundhog-day\/"},"modified":"2003-02-02T15:15:07","modified_gmt":"2003-02-02T23:15:07","slug":"happy-groundhog-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2003\/02\/02\/happy-groundhog-day","title":{"rendered":"Happy Groundhog Day!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Side note: leg\u00adendary prog\u00adnos\u00adti\u00adca\u00adtor <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punxsutawneyphil.com\/\">Punx\u00adsutawney Phil<\/a> has weighed in: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.groundhog.org\/prediction\/\">we face six more weeks of win\u00adter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For\u00adtu\u00adnate\u00adly, I live in Cal\u00adi\u00adfor\u00adnia. I\u2019ve for\u00adgot\u00adten exact\u00adly what win\u00adter is like\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a sea\u00adson\u00adal joke for your amuse\u00adment:<\/p>\n<p><i>Over break\u00adfast one morn\u00ading, a woman said to her hus\u00adband, \u201cI\u2019ll bet you don\u2019t know what day this is.\u201d<\/i><\/p>\n<p>\u201cOf course I do,\u201d he answered as if he was offend\u00aded, and left for the office.<\/p>\n<p>At 10:00 a.m., the door\u00adbell rang and when the woman opened the door, she was hand\u00aded a box of a dozen long stemmed red ros\u00ades. At 1:00 p.m., a foil-wrapped, two-pound box of her favorite choco\u00adlates was deliv\u00adered. Lat\u00ader, a bou\u00adtique deliv\u00adered a design\u00ader dress.<\/p>\n<p>The woman could\u00adn\u2019t wait for her hus\u00adband to come home.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst the flow\u00aders, then the choco\u00adlates and then the dress!\u201d she exclaimed. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve nev\u00ader had a more won\u00adder\u00adful Ground\u00adhog Day in my life! (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ahajokes.com\/ground01.html\">source<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>six more weeks of win\u00adter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-2j","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}