{"id":190,"date":"2003-07-09T14:22:05","date_gmt":"2003-07-09T22:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2003\/07\/09\/the-worst-haircut-experience-of-my-life\/"},"modified":"2003-07-09T14:22:05","modified_gmt":"2003-07-09T22:22:05","slug":"the-worst-haircut-experience-of-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2003\/07\/09\/the-worst-haircut-experience-of-my-life","title":{"rendered":"The Worst Haircut Experience Of My Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I may be per\u00admit\u00adted to vent for a moment, I just received the worst treat\u00adment I\u2019ve ever received from a barbershop\u2013namely the <i>The Hair\u00adcut<\/i> in the Stan\u00adford Shop\u00adping Cen\u00adter. <\/p>\n<p>Once I sat in the bar\u00adber\u2019s chair every\u00adthing was out of my control\u2013my hair was not cut as I asked, my head was man\u00adhan\u00addled as though I were a fid\u00adgety three-year-old child, and at the end the pro\u00adtec\u00adtive drape was ripped off my body and an indus\u00adtri\u00adal-strength blow\u00addri\u00ader was run over me to remove any loose hair.<\/p>\n<p>They nev\u00ader even asked me if I was hap\u00adpy with my hair\u00adcut. I had to remain seat\u00aded and ask if I could look in a mir\u00adror to see the results!<\/p>\n<p>I still have stray hairs prick\u00adling my skin as I type this.<\/p>\n<p>Most dis\u00adap\u00adpoint\u00ading\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I may be per\u00admit\u00adted to vent for a moment, I just received the worst treat\u00adment I\u2019ve ever received from a barbershop\u2013namely the The Hair\u00adcut in the Stan\u00adford Shop\u00adping Cen\u00adter. Once I sat in the bar\u00adber\u2019s chair every\u00adthing was out of my control\u2013my hair was not cut as I asked, my head was man\u00adhan\u00addled as \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2003\/07\/09\/the-worst-haircut-experience-of-my-life\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cThe Worst Hair\u00adcut Expe\u00adri\u00adence Of My Life\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-34","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}