{"id":239,"date":"2004-03-29T20:28:42","date_gmt":"2004-03-30T04:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2004\/03\/29\/you-know-life-is-good-when\/"},"modified":"2009-06-25T12:00:32","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T20:00:32","slug":"you-know-life-is-good-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2004\/03\/29\/you-know-life-is-good-when","title":{"rendered":"You Know Life is Good&nbsp;When\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Contemplating my newborn daughter today, I had an epiphany: you know life is good when you have people competing for the privilege of wiping your bottom\u2026<\/p>\n<p><b>UPDATE:<\/b> while up late with Dana, I decided to put this insight into <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=define%3Ahaiku&amp;sourceid=mozilla-search&amp;start=0&amp;start=0&amp;ie=utf-8&amp;oe=utf-8\">haiku form<\/a> <\/p>\n<ul style=\"display:none\">\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/notjustaprettyface.org?chair_the\">chair the free download<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p> .<\/p>\n<p>Version A:<br>\n<i>Concerning newborns<br>\nI reflect: Life is good&nbsp;when<br>\npeople wipe your&nbsp;butt<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Version B:<br>\n<i>Concerning newborns:<br>\nthey lie screaming as servants<br>\nvie to wipe their&nbsp;butts<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contemplating my newborn daughter today, I had an epiphany: you know life is good when you have people competing for the privilege of wiping your bottom\u2026 UPDATE: while up late with Dana, I decided to put this insight into haiku form chair the free download . Version A: Concerning newborns I reflect: Life is good&nbsp;when \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2004\/03\/29\/you-know-life-is-good-when\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cYou Know Life is Good&nbsp;When\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-3R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1621,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/1621"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}