{"id":2392,"date":"2009-10-07T08:53:46","date_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:53:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/?p=2392"},"modified":"2009-10-07T08:56:16","modified_gmt":"2009-10-07T16:56:16","slug":"beware-the-h1xa-virus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2009\/10\/07\/beware-the-h1xa-virus","title":{"rendered":"beware the H1XA virus"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Chanchoche\"<\/a>I sent this email out to my stu\u00addents last night and received such pos\u00adi\u00adtive feed\u00adback I thought I\u2019d share it here for my fel\u00adlow cam\u00adpus min\u00adis\u00adters to adapt for use on their own cam\u00adpus.<\/p>\n

In case you just stum\u00adbled upon this through some ran\u00addom inter\u00adnet search, I lead a min\u00adistry called Chi Alpha Chris\u00adt\u00adian Fel\u00adlow\u00adship<\/a> which is abbre\u00advi\u00adat\u00aded with the Greek let\u00adters XA. That should be all you need to know in order to laugh\/groan\/hurl toma\u00adtoes at the below email.<\/p>\n

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Mem\u00adbers of the Stan\u00adford Com\u00admu\u00adni\u00adty,<\/p>\n

In addi\u00adtion to the H1N1 virus \u2014 the so-called \u201cswine flu\u201d \u2014 sweep\u00ading
\nour cam\u00adpus, there is anoth\u00ader and more insid\u00adi\u00adous infec\u00adtion to beware.<\/p>\n

I speak, of course, of the H1XA virus \u2014 the so-called \u201cdivine flu\u201d.<\/p>\n

The H1XA virus is extreme\u00adly con\u00adta\u00adgious. Symp\u00adtoms include joy,
\nfriend\u00adship, and a pro\u00adfound sense of spir\u00adi\u00adtu\u00adal cen\u00adtered\u00adness. Car\u00adri\u00aders
\ncan be iden\u00adti\u00adfied by their cheer\u00adful coun\u00adte\u00adnance, their moral
\nlifestyle, and occa\u00adsion\u00adal\u00adly by their styl\u00adish t\u2011shirts. Should you meet
\nsome\u00adone already infect\u00aded, know that there is no cure (espe\u00adcial\u00adly if
\nthey already have a t\u2011shirt). Avoid them lest you your\u00adself be seized
\nby divine pur\u00adpose accom\u00adpa\u00adnied by rap\u00adtur\u00adous joy and immer\u00adsion in
\nmean\u00ading\u00adful com\u00admu\u00adni\u00adty.<\/p>\n

There will be a pub\u00adlic meet\u00ading tomor\u00adrow (Wednes\u00adday) night at 7:30pm in
\n370\u2013370 to dis\u00adcuss this dis\u00adease in more detail. Please know that
\nepi\u00adde\u00admo\u00adnolo\u00adgists are avail\u00adable to help pre\u00advent this dis\u00adease from
\nspread\u00ading. Bring every\u00adone you know who is not already infect\u00aded.<\/p>\n

Do not despair. It will be tough, but we can pull through this togeth\u00ader.<\/p>\n

Should con\u00addi\u00adtions on cam\u00adpus become unbear\u00adable, we can all flee to the
\nwoods Oct 17\u201318. Get your escape tick\u00adet at http:\/\/xastanford.org\/events<\/a><\/p>\n

Sin\u00adcere\u00adly,<\/p>\n

Glen (a con\u00adcerned mem\u00adber of the cam\u00adpus com\u00admu\u00adni\u00adty)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Hope you find it use\u00adful. Or at least amus\u00ading. I\u2019ll even set\u00adtle for mem\u00ado\u00adrable. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

And if you\u2019re a Stan\u00adford stu\u00addent who did\u00adn\u2019t receive this lit\u00adtle charmer, sign up for our mail\u00ading list at https:\/\/mailman.stanford.edu\/mailman\/listinfo\/chialpha-fellowship<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I sent this email out to my stu\u00addents last night and received such pos\u00adi\u00adtive feed\u00adback I thought I\u2019d share it here for my fel\u00adlow cam\u00adpus min\u00adis\u00adters to adapt for use on their own cam\u00adpus. In case you just stum\u00adbled upon this through some ran\u00addom inter\u00adnet search, I lead a min\u00adistry called Chi Alpha Chris\u00adt\u00adian Fel\u00adlow\u00adship \u2026 Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading \u201cbeware the H1XA virus\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[19,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chi-alpha","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-CA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2392"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2398,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2392\/revisions\/2398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}