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<\/a><\/p>\nA Con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion With My Daugh\u00adter<\/strong> Then I asked her, \u201cHow do you know there was a first domi\u00adno? You did\u00adn\u2019t see it.\u201d<\/p>\n She stared at the fall\u00aden domi\u00adnoes with a fur\u00adrowed brow for a few sec\u00adonds, then said, \u201cIf there was no first domi\u00adno there would be no world. Noth\u00ading could exist.\u201d<\/p>\n Look out, Aris\u00adto\u00adtle. My daugh\u00adter is gun\u00adning for you. So I said to my wife, \u201cIf I was Asian I would total\u00adly have pur\u00adple hair.\u201d<\/p>\n My four-year-old son over\u00adheard and said with a dis\u00admis\u00adsive tone, \u201cIf I was Asian I\u2019d have black hair.\u201d Stu\u00addent: \u201cIs pub\u00adlic nudi\u00adty a sin?\u201d Three recent con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtions, pre\u00adsent\u00aded ver\u00adba\u00adtim: A Con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion With My Daugh\u00adter I set up a line of domi\u00adnoes run\u00adning around a cor\u00adner and had my sev\u00aden-year-old daugh\u00adter sit where she could only see the end. I tipped the first domi\u00adno over and we watched the entire chain fall. Then I asked her, \u201cHow do you know \u2026 Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading \u201cCon\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtions\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-N1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3039"}],"version-history":[{"count":27,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3039\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3066,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3039\/revisions\/3066"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nI set up a line of domi\u00adnoes run\u00adning around a cor\u00adner and had my sev\u00aden-year-old daugh\u00adter sit where she could only see the end. I tipped the first domi\u00adno over and we watched the entire chain fall.<\/p>\n
\n<\/p>\n![\"new](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm5.static.flickr.com\/4101\/4913406756_3bfc8e302d_m.jpg?w=840\" "\\"new")
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\nA Con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion With My Son<\/strong>
\nYes\u00adter\u00adday I took my chil\u00addren to Hap\u00adpy Hol\u00adlow<\/a>. As we were enter\u00ading the park we passed by an Asian gal dressed up as an ani\u00adme char\u00adac\u00adter. I\u2019m not sure which one, but she had on some sort of bulky white body armor. More to the point, she had also dyed her hair pur\u00adple. <\/p>\n
\n<\/p>\n![\"kiwanja_palo_alto_texting_3\"](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3112\/3170278722_a44c5305f9_m.jpg?w=840\" "\\"kiwanja_palo_alto_texting_3\\"")
<\/a>
\nA Con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion With A Stu\u00addent<\/b>
\nA text mes\u00adsage con\u00adver\u00adsa\u00adtion with one of my stu\u00addents (ver\u00adba\u00adtim with a few words removed to pre\u00adserve anonymi\u00adty):<\/p>\n
\nMe: \u201cWhat?\u201d
\nStu\u00addent: \u201cIs it just kind of weird or is it some\u00adthing to avoid alto\u00adgeth\u00ader?\u201d
\nMe: \u201cSearch biblegateway.com for the term \u2018mod\u00adest\u2019.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"