{"id":360,"date":"2005-08-08T15:32:24","date_gmt":"2005-08-08T23:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/08\/08\/marketing-chi-alpha\/"},"modified":"2005-08-08T15:32:51","modified_gmt":"2005-08-08T23:32:51","slug":"marketing-chi-alpha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/08\/08\/marketing-chi-alpha","title":{"rendered":"Marketing Chi Alpha"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019m planning to take out some ads on TheFacebook.com<\/a> and running them for one day each.<\/p>\n

Here are the guidelines:<\/p>\n

Your announcement may contain a title of up to 25 characters that links to another page, and a body of up to 150 characters. No HTML is allowed in either section.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Title: Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship is too long.
\nOptions: <\/p>\n

    \n
  1. XA Christian Fellowship<\/li>\n
  2. Chi Alpha @ Stanford<\/li>\n
  3. Chi Alpha, Baby!<\/li>\n
  4. Got Faith?<\/li>\n
  5. Faith, Friends, Fun<\/li>\n
  6. T or F: God exists.<\/li>\n
  7. Dopeless Hope Fiends<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Ideally, I\u2019d like a funny one. A funny question would be best, I think. It\u2019s hard to be funny in 25 characters or less. Each one would link to xaStanford.org<\/a>.<\/p>\n

    As for text, here are some options I\u2019m looking at:<\/p>\n

      \n
    1. Most of your textbooks will be out of print next year. Ours has been around for 2,000. It\u2019s worth taking a look at. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship<\/li>\n
    2. Attending Chi Alpha has just become a requirement for graduation! Would we lie to you? And is it lying if you expect not to be believed?<\/li>\n
    3. Is there a God? We like to think so\u2013come find out why. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship \u2014 Wed nights at 8pm in 300\u2013300<\/li>\n
    4. No dues. No booze. Just Jesus. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship \u2014 Wed nights at 8pm in 300\u2013300<\/li>\n
    5. What does Satan call isolated Christians? Hors Doeuvres. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship \u2014 Wed nights at 8pm in 300\u2013300<\/li>\n
    6. Chi Alpha Christian Fellowship \u2014 Wed nights at 8pm in 300\u2013300<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Here\u2019s the problem\u2013I don\u2019t really like any of them that much. I don\u2019t hate them, exactly, they just don\u2019t get me excited.<\/p>\n

      If you have any better ideas, leave them in the comments. I can use up to five.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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