{"id":380,"date":"2005-09-14T10:11:53","date_gmt":"2005-09-14T18:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/14\/the-rat-is-dead\/"},"modified":"2005-09-14T10:11:53","modified_gmt":"2005-09-14T18:11:53","slug":"the-rat-is-dead","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/14\/the-rat-is-dead","title":{"rendered":"The Rat Is&nbsp;Dead"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In response to <a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/13\/rat-pong\/\">our crisis<\/a> we set out two rat traps last night, behemoths capable of removing your toes. We awoke to find a dead&nbsp;rat.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Jerod for <a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/13\/rat-pong\/#comment-8782\">the advice<\/a>, we\u2019ll keep it in mind for the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In response to our crisis we set out two rat traps last night, behemoths capable of removing your toes. We awoke to find a dead&nbsp;rat. Thanks to Jerod for the advice, we\u2019ll keep it in mind for the future.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-68","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=380"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/380\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=380"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=380"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=380"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}