{"id":384,"date":"2005-09-16T12:17:14","date_gmt":"2005-09-16T20:17:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/?p=384"},"modified":"2005-09-16T12:18:59","modified_gmt":"2005-09-16T20:18:59","slug":"rat-redux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/16\/rat-redux","title":{"rendered":"Rat Redux"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We thought our <a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/13\/rat-pong\/\">rat prob\u00adlems<\/a> were <a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/09\/14\/the-rat-is-dead\/\">over<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>No such luck.<\/p>\n<p>Like the Sith, our rats come in twos. We have slain the appren\u00adtice, but the mas\u00adter is still at large. Lurk\u00ading. Wait\u00ading.<\/p>\n<p>We found strong scat\u00ada\u00adlog\u00adi\u00adcal evi\u00addence that the rat had spent some time brow\u00ading around our bed\u00adroom, and Paula was so freaked out that I thought we were going to have to pack up and move into a new apart\u00adment on the spot.<\/p>\n<p>We here\u00adby declare a state of war on any and all rodents which have the mis\u00adfor\u00adtune to be found in our apart\u00adment. And to all \u201cbystanders\u201d just remember\u2013you are either with us or you are with the rats.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We thought our rat prob\u00adlems were over. No such luck. Like the Sith, our rats come in twos. We have slain the appren\u00adtice, but the mas\u00adter is still at large. Lurk\u00ading. Wait\u00ading. We found strong scat\u00ada\u00adlog\u00adi\u00adcal evi\u00addence that the rat had spent some time brow\u00ading around our bed\u00adroom, and Paula was so freaked out that \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/16\/rat-redux\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cRat Redux\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6c","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=384"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/384\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}