{"id":387,"date":"2005-09-21T15:02:46","date_gmt":"2005-09-21T23:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/?p=387"},"modified":"2005-09-21T15:03:14","modified_gmt":"2005-09-21T23:03:14","slug":"an-unfortunate-mental-blank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/21\/an-unfortunate-mental-blank","title":{"rendered":"An Unfortunate Mental Blank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I was working our contact table today on campus, a freshman gal walked up and asked if we were a sorority (which makes me think I should wear something less frilly tomorrow).<\/p>\n<p>As we are not, in fact, a sorority I tried to muster the necessary words to communicate that we welcome both males and females.<\/p>\n<p>The obvious word is <em>coed<\/em>. What I should have said is, \u201cNo, we\u2019re a coed Christian ministry.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But I had one of those sudden inabilities to remember the appropriate word. My brain frantically raced up and down the halls of my mind to seize a word that would help her understand that Chi Alpha was both male and female.<\/p>\n<p>I settled on <em>transgender<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>As in, \u201cNo, we\u2019re a <em>transgender<\/em> group.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Not my finest verbal hour.<\/p>\n<p>As my brain slowly began to process the words that had come out of my mouth (which, distressingly enough, appear to be <a href=\"http:\/\/bible.gospelcom.net\/passage\/?book_id=49&amp;chapter=6&amp;verse=45&amp;version=31&amp;context=verse\">the overflow of my heart<\/a>) I become less and less coherent as I tried to throw more words into the ensuing silence, not unlike trying to repair a bullet wound with more rounds of hot&nbsp;lead.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, I think she understood.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I suspect she also thought I was a sad, strange little man.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I was working our contact table today on campus, a freshman gal walked up and asked if we were a sorority (which makes me think I should wear something less frilly tomorrow). As we are not, in fact, a sorority I tried to muster the necessary words to communicate that we welcome both males \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/21\/an-unfortunate-mental-blank\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cAn Unfortunate Mental Blank\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stanfordministry-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}