Presented without any context whatsoever:<\/p>\n
I\u2019m from Malaysia\u2013the bigger the rat the better the food.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Student: What\u2019s a sphincter?
\nMe: I will spare you the gory details\u2013suffice to say that the question was answered<\/em>
\nStudent: You say that so matter of factly. Is that common knowledge? <\/p><\/blockquote>\nStudent A: You know, it took me days to realize that calling our brunch Bagels, Donuts, and Other Holy Things<\/i> was a pun.
\nStudent B: Oh my God\u2013I just got it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\nMe at the aforementioned brunch: Some of you may not have realized that Bagels, Donuts, and Other Holy Things<\/i> is a play on words.
\n1\/5 of students: Oohhhh.\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\nAlso, I should mention that the sunbathing sirens were at their stations again yesterday. Reflecting on the available data, I\u2019m offering three conclusions:<\/p>\n
\n
- They really want to be noticed.<\/li>\n
- They may actually be frosh (note that this is a reversal on my part).<\/li>\n
- At least one is Canadian, judging from the white maple leaf on a red background that covered the leftmost portion of her rump.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
Which leaves me with one burning question\u2013why do they make bikinis in Canada? Don\u2019t they own thermometers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Presented without any context whatsoever: I\u2019m from Malaysia\u2013the bigger the rat the better the food. Student: What\u2019s a sphincter? Me: I will spare you the gory details\u2013suffice to say that the question was answered Student: You say that so matter of factly. Is that common knowledge? Student A: You know, it took me days to realize \u2026 Continue reading \u201cHow Students Have Made Me Laugh Recently\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stanfordministry-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}