{"id":393,"date":"2005-09-24T20:32:11","date_gmt":"2005-09-25T04:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/?p=393"},"modified":"2005-09-24T20:32:35","modified_gmt":"2005-09-25T04:32:35","slug":"how-students-have-made-me-laugh-recently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/09\/24\/how-students-have-made-me-laugh-recently","title":{"rendered":"How Students Have Made Me Laugh Recently"},"content":{"rendered":"

Pre\u00adsent\u00aded with\u00adout any con\u00adtext what\u00adso\u00adev\u00ader:<\/p>\n

I\u2019m from Malaysia\u2013the big\u00adger the rat the bet\u00adter the food.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Stu\u00addent: What\u2019s a sphinc\u00adter?
\nMe: I will spare you the gory details\u2013suffice to say that the ques\u00adtion was answered<\/em>
\nStu\u00addent: You say that so mat\u00adter of fact\u00adly. Is that com\u00admon knowl\u00adedge?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Stu\u00addent A: You know, it took me days to real\u00adize that call\u00ading our brunch Bagels, Donuts, and Oth\u00ader Holy Things<\/i> was a pun.
\nStu\u00addent B: Oh my God\u2013I just got it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Me at the afore\u00admen\u00adtioned brunch: Some of you may not have real\u00adized that Bagels, Donuts, and Oth\u00ader Holy Things<\/i> is a play on words.
\n1\/5 of stu\u00addents: Oohh\u00adhh.\u2026<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also, I should men\u00adtion that the sun\u00adbathing sirens were at their sta\u00adtions again yes\u00adter\u00adday. Reflect\u00ading on the avail\u00adable data, I\u2019m offer\u00ading three con\u00adclu\u00adsions:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. They real\u00adly want to be noticed.<\/li>\n
  2. They may actu\u00adal\u00adly be frosh (note that this is a rever\u00adsal on my part).<\/li>\n
  3. At least one is Cana\u00addi\u00adan, judg\u00ading from the white maple leaf on a red back\u00adground that cov\u00adered the left\u00admost por\u00adtion of her rump.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Which leaves me with one burn\u00ading question\u2013why do they make biki\u00adnis in Cana\u00adda? Don\u2019t they own ther\u00admome\u00adters?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Pre\u00adsent\u00aded with\u00adout any con\u00adtext what\u00adso\u00adev\u00ader: I\u2019m from Malaysia\u2013the big\u00adger the rat the bet\u00adter the food. Stu\u00addent: What\u2019s a sphinc\u00adter? Me: I will spare you the gory details\u2013suffice to say that the ques\u00adtion was answered Stu\u00addent: You say that so mat\u00adter of fact\u00adly. Is that com\u00admon knowl\u00adedge? Stu\u00addent A: You know, it took me days to \u2026 Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading \u201cHow Stu\u00addents Have Made Me Laugh Recent\u00adly\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-393","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stanfordministry-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6l","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=393"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/393\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}