{"id":403,"date":"2005-10-03T17:59:02","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T01:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/?p=403"},"modified":"2005-10-03T17:59:24","modified_gmt":"2005-10-04T01:59:24","slug":"induced-combustion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/10\/03\/induced-combustion","title":{"rendered":"Induced Combustion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lind\u00adsey Haw\u00adley (who will soon escape the frozen tun\u00addra of Alak\u00adsa and move in with Paula and I) <a href=\"http:\/\/lifewithlindsey.com\/hot-night-in-cool-city\">burst into flame<\/a> the oth\u00ader day, prompt\u00ading reflec\u00adtion (and no small amount of laugh\u00adter) on our part.<\/p>\n<p>Our thoughts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate not to have a gas stove.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate not to favor flam\u00adma\u00adble sleep\u00adwear.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate not to have large win\u00addows in our kitchen.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate to have learned of Lind\u00adsey\u2019s pro\u00adcliv\u00adi\u00adties so ear\u00adly. New rule: Lind\u00adsey can\u2019t cook coed. And we\u2019ll start stor\u00ading a spare robe next to the fire extin\u00adguish\u00ader.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lind\u00adsey Haw\u00adley (who will soon escape the frozen tun\u00addra of Alak\u00adsa and move in with Paula and I) burst into flame the oth\u00ader day, prompt\u00ading reflec\u00adtion (and no small amount of laugh\u00adter) on our part. Our thoughts: We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate not to have a gas stove. We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate not to favor flam\u00adma\u00adble sleep\u00adwear. We\u2019re for\u00adtu\u00adnate not \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/10\/03\/induced-combustion\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cInduced Com\u00adbus\u00adtion\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}