{"id":403,"date":"2005-10-03T17:59:02","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T01:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/?p=403"},"modified":"2005-10-03T17:59:24","modified_gmt":"2005-10-04T01:59:24","slug":"induced-combustion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/10\/03\/induced-combustion","title":{"rendered":"Induced Combustion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Lindsey Hawley (who will soon escape the frozen tundra of Alaksa and move in with Paula and I) <a href=\"http:\/\/lifewithlindsey.com\/hot-night-in-cool-city\">burst into flame<\/a> the other day, prompting reflection (and no small amount of laughter) on our&nbsp;part.<\/p>\n<p>Our thoughts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>We\u2019re fortunate not to have a gas&nbsp;stove.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re fortunate not to favor flammable sleepwear.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re fortunate not to have large windows in our kitchen.<\/li>\n<li>We\u2019re fortunate to have learned of Lindsey\u2019s proclivities so early. New rule: Lindsey can\u2019t cook coed. And we\u2019ll start storing a spare robe next to the fire extinguisher.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lindsey Hawley (who will soon escape the frozen tundra of Alaksa and move in with Paula and I) burst into flame the other day, prompting reflection (and no small amount of laughter) on our&nbsp;part. Our thoughts: We\u2019re fortunate not to have a gas&nbsp;stove. We\u2019re fortunate not to favor flammable sleepwear. We\u2019re fortunate not to have \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/10\/03\/induced-combustion\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cInduced Combustion\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6v","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}