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I recently had occassion to be pummeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite possibly the world\u2019s worst vegetarian. <\/p>\nI recently had occassion to be pummeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite possibly the world\u2019s worst vegetarian. <\/p>\n
You see, he hates vegetables. He thinks they taste nasty.<\/p>\n
He doesn\u2019t have any convictions about the moral superiority of vegetable consumption. He doesn\u2019t seem to have any worries about the sustainability of a carnivorous society. It\u2019s not a spiritual thing for him. He doesn\u2019t really fit into any of the standard vegetarian categories.<\/p>\n
He just doesn\u2019t eat meat. He apparently survives on assorted junk food.<\/p>\n
Why does he live this way? Because he was raised a vegetarian and now can\u2019t digest meat and doesn\u2019t want to go to the trouble of training his body to process meat again\u2013I\u2019m not quite sure what that would entail, but it sounds as though unpleasant digestive moments are involved.<\/p>\n
I just thought that was hilarious. A vegetarian who hates vegetables. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
By the way, you can buy that bumper sticker at http:\/\/bumperart.com\/<\/a> if you\u2019re a bumper sticker sort of person.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I recently had occassion to be pummeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite possibly the world\u2019s worst vegetarian. You see, he hates vegetables. He thinks they taste nasty. He doesn\u2019t have any convictions about the moral superiority of vegetable consumption. He doesn\u2019t seem to have any worries about the sustainability of a carnivorous society. \u2026 Continue reading \u201cThe Worst Vegetarian In The World\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}