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I recent\u00adly had occas\u00adsion to be pum\u00admeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite pos\u00adsi\u00adbly the world\u2019s worst veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan. <\/p>\nI recent\u00adly had occas\u00adsion to be pum\u00admeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite pos\u00adsi\u00adbly the world\u2019s worst veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan. <\/p>\n
You see, he hates veg\u00adeta\u00adbles. He thinks they taste nasty.<\/p>\n
He does\u00adn\u2019t have any con\u00advic\u00adtions about the moral supe\u00adri\u00ador\u00adi\u00adty of veg\u00adetable con\u00adsump\u00adtion. He does\u00adn\u2019t seem to have any wor\u00adries about the sus\u00adtain\u00adabil\u00adi\u00adty of a car\u00adniv\u00ado\u00adrous soci\u00adety. It\u2019s not a spir\u00adi\u00adtu\u00adal thing for him. He does\u00adn\u2019t real\u00adly fit into any of the stan\u00addard veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan cat\u00ade\u00adgories.<\/p>\n
He just does\u00adn\u2019t eat meat. He appar\u00adent\u00adly sur\u00advives on assort\u00aded junk food.<\/p>\n
Why does he live this way? Because he was raised a veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan and now can\u2019t digest meat and does\u00adn\u2019t want to go to the trou\u00adble of train\u00ading his body to process meat again\u2013I\u2019m not quite sure what that would entail, but it sounds as though unpleas\u00adant diges\u00adtive moments are involved.<\/p>\n
I just thought that was hilar\u00adi\u00adous. A veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan who hates veg\u00adeta\u00adbles. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
By the way, you can buy that bumper stick\u00ader at http:\/\/bumperart.com\/<\/a> if you\u2019re a bumper stick\u00ader sort of per\u00adson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I recent\u00adly had occas\u00adsion to be pum\u00admeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite pos\u00adsi\u00adbly the world\u2019s worst veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan. You see, he hates veg\u00adeta\u00adbles. He thinks they taste nasty. He does\u00adn\u2019t have any con\u00advic\u00adtions about the moral supe\u00adri\u00ador\u00adi\u00adty of veg\u00adetable con\u00adsump\u00adtion. He does\u00adn\u2019t seem to have any wor\u00adries about the sus\u00adtain\u00adabil\u00adi\u00adty of a car\u00adniv\u00ado\u00adrous \u2026 Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading \u201cThe Worst Veg\u00ade\u00adtar\u00adi\u00adan In The World\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-6L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}