{"id":441,"date":"2005-11-23T10:55:56","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T18:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/for-ministers-only\/"},"modified":"2005-11-23T10:55:56","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T18:55:56","slug":"for-ministers-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/for-ministers-only","title":{"rendered":"For Ministers Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all my dear min\u00adis\u00adte\u00adr\u00adi\u00adal col\u00adleagues with a sense of humor: you have each received <a href=\"http:\/\/edgechurch.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/voicemail-complaints-dance-remix.html\">hor\u00adri\u00adble voice\u00admails<\/a> before. What you\u2019ve nev\u00ader been able to do is turn them into a dance mix. If you are like me, you won\u2019t be able to laugh at the orig\u00adi\u00adnal. It just sounds too famil\u00adiar. But if you are at all like me, you won\u2019t be able to stop laugh\u00ading at the remix ver\u00adsion. It just sounds too beau\u00adti\u00adful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all my dear min\u00adis\u00adte\u00adr\u00adi\u00adal col\u00adleagues with a sense of humor: you have each received hor\u00adri\u00adble voice\u00admails before. What you\u2019ve nev\u00ader been able to do is turn them into a dance mix. If you are like me, you won\u2019t be able to laugh at the orig\u00adi\u00adnal. It just sounds too famil\u00adiar. But if you are \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/for-ministers-only\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cFor Min\u00adis\u00adters Only\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-77","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}