{"id":441,"date":"2005-11-23T10:55:56","date_gmt":"2005-11-23T18:55:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/for-ministers-only\/"},"modified":"2005-11-23T10:55:56","modified_gmt":"2005-11-23T18:55:56","slug":"for-ministers-only","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/for-ministers-only","title":{"rendered":"For Ministers Only"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For all my dear ministerial colleagues with a sense of humor: you have each received <a href=\"http:\/\/edgechurch.blogspot.com\/2005\/11\/voicemail-complaints-dance-remix.html\">horrible voicemails<\/a> before. What you\u2019ve never been able to do is turn them into a dance mix. If you are like me, you won\u2019t be able to laugh at the original. It just sounds too familiar. But if you are at all like me, you won\u2019t be able to stop laughing at the remix version. It just sounds too beautiful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For all my dear ministerial colleagues with a sense of humor: you have each received horrible voicemails before. What you\u2019ve never been able to do is turn them into a dance mix. If you are like me, you won\u2019t be able to laugh at the original. It just sounds too familiar. But if you are \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/11\/23\/for-ministers-only\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cFor Ministers Only\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-77","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=441"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/441\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}