I am shocked at the staggering success that is McDonald\u2019s marketing.<\/p>\n
Dana doesn\u2019t watch television yet. To my knowledge, she\u2019s never seen a McDonald\u2019s commercial on television.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve been precisely three times.<\/p>\n
Once at a drive-through. Dana got some french fries. She loved them.<\/p>\n
Last week after church we took her to a play land with the pastor\u2019s kids. She kept yelling, \u201cfrench fries!\u201d all the way over.<\/p>\n
Last week on a rainy day Paula mentioned that perhaps we should take Dana to McDonald\u2019s to play since the ground was moist. Dana bolted from her seat and yelled, \u201cMcDonald\u2019s!\u201d<\/p>\n
I think they put heroin in the ketchup.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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