{"id":535,"date":"2006-01-10T10:07:53","date_gmt":"2006-01-10T18:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2006\/01\/10\/i-need-the-word-for\/"},"modified":"2006-01-10T10:07:53","modified_gmt":"2006-01-10T18:07:53","slug":"i-need-the-word-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/01\/10\/i-need-the-word-for","title":{"rendered":"I need the word for\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While lying abed this morn\u00ading, a ques\u00adtion popped into my mind: \u201cYou know how some\u00adtimes things go sour abrupt\u00adly and you have this detached sense of watch\u00ading your life col\u00adlapse in slow motion? What\u2019s the fam\u00adi\u00adly-friend\u00adly word for that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>There are over 500,000 words in the Eng\u00adlish lan\u00adguage, and most of us have nev\u00ader heard 80% of them. Take <a title=\"a small grebe, such as the dabchick\" href=\"http:\/\/www.yourdictionary.com\/ahd\/d\/d0209500.html\">didap\u00adper<\/a>, for exam\u00adple. It\u2019s a real word (a small <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Grebe\">grebe<\/a> as it turns out), but you\u2019ve like\u00adly nev\u00ader even heard it. You are no doubt an artic\u00adu\u00adlate speak\u00ader with a wide-rang\u00ading vocab\u00adu\u00adlary, and yet you could\u00adn\u2019t pick a didap\u00adper out of a line\u00adup if it mugged you. Grebe is just five let\u00adters and yet if I played it in Scrab\u00adble you\u2019d make me whip out a dic\u00adtio\u00adnary to prove it was real.<\/p>\n<p>There are hun\u00addreds of thou\u00adsands of words just like that. There must be one for this! Every\u00adone I\u2019ve asked knows exact\u00adly the feel\u00ading I\u2019m describ\u00ading, and yet they can\u2019t think of a polite name for it.<\/p>\n<p>In case you\u2019re still con\u00adfused about that feel\u00ading, here are some oth\u00ader descrip\u00adtions:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>the sick\u00adly feel\u00ading that drowns your mind when you remem\u00adber that you left your presentation\/homework\/wallet at home<\/li>\n<li>the sen\u00adsa\u00adtion of your bow\u00adels plum\u00admet\u00ading to your knees as you real\u00adize you\u2019re not alone when you thought you were<\/li>\n<li>the instant your mind achieves total calm and with per\u00adfect clar\u00adi\u00adty gazes upon your mis\u00adtake in all its splen\u00addor<\/li>\n<li>the sud\u00adden jolt that runs through your body at the sound of a shot\u00adgun round being cham\u00adbered unex\u00adpect\u00aded\u00adly<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That feel\u00ading. It\u2019s not fear, although fear often fol\u00adlows on its heels. It\u2019s not surprise\u2013surprise is hav\u00ading some\u00adthing unex\u00adpect\u00aded hap\u00adpen whether good or bad. This is the sen\u00adsa\u00adtion that fol\u00adlows sur\u00adprise as you begin to process the event and real\u00adize that it is very, very bad.<\/p>\n<p>Most emo\u00adtions are des\u00adti\u00adna\u00adtions (the state of hap\u00adpi\u00adness or sor\u00adrow, for instance), this one is more of a jour\u00adney.<\/p>\n<p>What\u2019s the word?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While lying abed this morn\u00ading, a ques\u00adtion popped into my mind: \u201cYou know how some\u00adtimes things go sour abrupt\u00adly and you have this detached sense of watch\u00ading your life col\u00adlapse in slow motion? What\u2019s the fam\u00adi\u00ad\u00adly-friend\u00ad\u00adly word for that?\u201d There are over 500,000 words in the Eng\u00adlish lan\u00adguage, and most of us have nev\u00ader heard \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/01\/10\/i-need-the-word-for\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cI need the word for\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-8D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}