{"id":552,"date":"2006-02-02T17:11:47","date_gmt":"2006-02-03T01:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2006\/02\/02\/neologisms\/"},"modified":"2006-02-02T17:11:47","modified_gmt":"2006-02-03T01:11:47","slug":"neologisms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/02\/02\/neologisms","title":{"rendered":"Neologisms"},"content":{"rendered":"

Two new words have bounced into my head recently, and I have graciously decided to bestow them upon the world.<\/p>\n

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  1. Gloth<\/strong>: gluttony plus sloth. Example: \u201cOver the Christmas break many students are afflicted with a strong case of gloth.\u201d<\/li>\n
  2. Proctological<\/strong>: the adjectival form of proctologist. Example: \u201cQ: How does this puppet work, anyway? A: You have to get proctological with it.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Be the first on your block to use them\u2013impress your neighbors!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Two new words have bounced into my head recently, and I have graciously decided to bestow them upon the world. Gloth: gluttony plus sloth. Example: \u201cOver the Christmas break many students are afflicted with a strong case of gloth.\u201d Proctological: the adjectival form of proctologist. Example: \u201cQ: How does this puppet work, anyway? A: You have to \u2026 Continue reading \u201cNeologisms\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-8U","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}