Two days ago as Dana was helping me wash dishes, she blurted out \u201cRobi have penis.\u201d<\/p>\n
I paused mid-scrub. \u201cReally?\u201d <\/p>\n
Robi is our two-year-old neighbor and Dana\u2019s favorite playmate. They see one another quite a bit, but evidently they have also seen quite a bit of each other. As I was contemplating this development, Dana expounded on her original thesis.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Change diaper, Robi have penis.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRobi got his diaper changed and you saw that he had a penis?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Penis in diaper.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat was very perceptive of you, Dana.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled widely and continued to help me washing dishes.<\/p>\n
I choose not to be disturbed that my two-year-old daughter was thinking about the fascinating anatomical differences between men and women on Valentine\u2019s day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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