Two days ago as Dana was help\u00ading me wash dish\u00ades, she blurt\u00aded out \u201cRobi have penis.\u201d<\/p>\n
I paused mid-scrub. \u201cReal\u00adly?\u201d <\/p>\n
Robi is our two-year-old neigh\u00adbor and Dana\u2019s favorite play\u00admate. They see one anoth\u00ader quite a bit, but evi\u00addent\u00adly they have also seen quite a bit of each oth\u00ader. As I was con\u00adtem\u00adplat\u00ading this devel\u00adop\u00adment, Dana expound\u00aded on her orig\u00adi\u00adnal the\u00adsis.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Change dia\u00adper, Robi have penis.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cRobi got his dia\u00adper changed and you saw that he had a penis?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes. Penis in dia\u00adper.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThat was very per\u00adcep\u00adtive of you, Dana.\u201d<\/p>\n
She smiled wide\u00adly and con\u00adtin\u00adued to help me wash\u00ading dish\u00ades.<\/p>\n
I choose not to be dis\u00adturbed that my two-year-old daugh\u00adter was think\u00ading about the fas\u00adci\u00adnat\u00ading anatom\u00adi\u00adcal dif\u00adfer\u00adences between men and women on Valen\u00adtine\u2019s day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Two days ago as Dana was help\u00ading me wash dish\u00ades, she blurt\u00aded out \u201cRobi have penis.\u201d I paused mid-scrub. \u201cReal\u00adly?\u201d Robi is our two-year-old neigh\u00adbor and Dana\u2019s favorite play\u00admate. They see one anoth\u00ader quite a bit, but evi\u00addent\u00adly they have also seen quite a bit of each oth\u00ader. As I was con\u00adtem\u00adplat\u00ading this devel\u00adop\u00adment, Dana \u2026 Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading \u201cDana\u2019s Dis\u00adcon\u00adcert\u00ading Insight\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-97","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}