{"id":575,"date":"2006-02-26T17:33:11","date_gmt":"2006-02-27T01:33:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2006\/02\/26\/mess-with-glens-head\/"},"modified":"2006-02-26T17:33:11","modified_gmt":"2006-02-27T01:33:11","slug":"mess-with-glens-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/02\/26\/mess-with-glens-head","title":{"rendered":"Mess With Glen\u2019s Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/gallery2\/v\/mess\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/glenandpaula.com\/gallery2\/d\/7139-2\/nathaniel-modified.jpg?resize=150%2C113\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" class=\"alignright\"><\/a>You now have a chance to <strong>mess with Glen\u2019s head<\/strong>. That\u2019s right\u2013<a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/gallery2\/v\/mess\/\">you get to pick my next hair\u00adstyle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Why? I have a dilem\u00adma: I am bald\u00ading yet not bald. I don\u2019t know what to do.<\/p>\n<p>Almost any\u00adthing (empha\u00adsis on <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Comb_over\">almost<\/a>) will be con\u00adsid\u00adered.<\/p>\n<p>Assum\u00ading there\u2019s no evi\u00addence of vote fraud (always a per\u00adil on the inter\u00adnet), <strong>I com\u00admit to giv\u00ading the win\u00adning hair\u00adstyle a sin\u00adcere try.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So what are you wait\u00ading for? <a href=\"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/gallery2\/v\/mess\/\">Mess with my head<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You now have a chance to mess with Glen\u2019s head. That\u2019s right\u2013you get to pick my next hair\u00adstyle. Why? I have a dilem\u00adma: I am bald\u00ading yet not bald. I don\u2019t know what to do. Almost any\u00adthing (empha\u00adsis on almost) will be con\u00adsid\u00adered. Assum\u00ading there\u2019s no evi\u00addence of vote fraud (always a per\u00adil on the \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/02\/26\/mess-with-glens-head\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cMess With Glen\u2019s Head\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-9h","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}