{"id":586,"date":"2006-03-10T19:32:28","date_gmt":"2006-03-11T03:32:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2006\/03\/10\/this-goes-cluck\/"},"modified":"2006-03-10T19:32:28","modified_gmt":"2006-03-11T03:32:28","slug":"this-goes-cluck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/03\/10\/this-goes-cluck","title":{"rendered":"This Goes&nbsp;Cluck!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight we fed Dana fish sticks for the first time. The following is as close to a verbatim transcription as I can muster:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nMe: \u201cDana, do you like&nbsp;those?\u201d<br>\nDana: \u201cYes.\u201d<br>\nMe: \u201cThose are fish sticks.\u201d<br>\nDana: \u201cChicken nuggets.\u201d<br>\nMe: \u201cNo, they\u2019re fish sticks.\u201d<br>\nDana: \u201cChicken.\u201d<br>\nMe: \u201cFish sticks.\u201d<br>\nDana: \u201cChicken nuggets.\u201d<br>\nMe: \u201cDana, those are fish sticks.\u201d<br>\nDana, greatly vexed, shook her fish stick at me and said, \u201cThis goes&nbsp;cluck!\u201d&nbsp;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>That just charmed my socks&nbsp;off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight we fed Dana fish sticks for the first time. The following is as close to a verbatim transcription as I can muster: Me: \u201cDana, do you like&nbsp;those?\u201d Dana: \u201cYes.\u201d Me: \u201cThose are fish sticks.\u201d Dana: \u201cChicken nuggets.\u201d Me: \u201cNo, they\u2019re fish sticks.\u201d Dana: \u201cChicken.\u201d Me: \u201cFish sticks.\u201d Dana: \u201cChicken nuggets.\u201d Me: \u201cDana, those are \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/03\/10\/this-goes-cluck\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cThis Goes&nbsp;Cluck!\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-9s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}