{"id":647,"date":"2006-05-22T12:15:36","date_gmt":"2006-05-22T20:15:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2006\/05\/22\/dr-dana\/"},"modified":"2006-05-22T12:16:09","modified_gmt":"2006-05-22T20:16:09","slug":"dr-dana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/05\/22\/dr-dana","title":{"rendered":"Dr. Dana"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a little under the weather today (I have this really painful cough that kept me up most of the night) and Dana noticed that I was rubbing my eyes at lunch. The following dialog ensued:<\/p>\n<p>Dana: \u201cWatchoo doing?\u201d<br>\nDaddy: \u201cDaddy\u2019s sick and tired, and he\u2019s trying to feel better.\u201d<br>\nDana: \u201cYou wanna feel much better?\u201d<br>\nDaddy: \u201cYes, Daddy would really like to feel much better.\u201d<br>\nDana: \u201cYou want some diaper cream?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bless her&nbsp;heart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m a little under the weather today (I have this really painful cough that kept me up most of the night) and Dana noticed that I was rubbing my eyes at lunch. The following dialog ensued: Dana: \u201cWatchoo doing?\u201d Daddy: \u201cDaddy\u2019s sick and tired, and he\u2019s trying to feel better.\u201d Dana: \u201cYou wanna feel much \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2006\/05\/22\/dr-dana\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cDr.&nbsp;Dana\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-647","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-ar","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=647"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/647\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=647"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=647"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=647"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}