{"id":69,"date":"2002-08-29T20:56:37","date_gmt":"2002-08-30T04:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/archives\/2002\/08\/29\/traumatizing-my-mother-in-law\/"},"modified":"2002-08-29T20:56:37","modified_gmt":"2002-08-30T04:56:37","slug":"traumatizing-my-mother-in-law","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/08\/29\/traumatizing-my-mother-in-law","title":{"rendered":"Traumatizing My Mother-In-Law"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On a per\u00adson\u00adal note, my in-laws are vis\u00adit\u00ading right now.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s pret\u00adty amazing\u2013relatively few peo\u00adple want\u00aded to vis\u00adit us when we lived in <a href=\"http:\/\/directory.google.com\/Top\/Regional\/North_America\/United_States\/Missouri\/Localities\/S\/Springfield\/\">Spring\u00adfield, MO<\/a>. Now that we\u2019re in the <a href=\"http:\/\/directory.google.com\/Top\/Regional\/North_America\/United_States\/California\/Metro_Areas\/San_Francisco_Bay_Area\/?tc=1\">Bay Area<\/a>, it seems as though we have a new guest every week\u00adend!<\/p>\n<p>In any event, my in-laws are vis\u00adit\u00ading. At one point we began dis\u00adcussing <a href=\"http:\/\/ccat.sas.upenn.edu\/~lbianco\/project\/home.html\">Leonar\u00addo Da Vin\u00adci\u2019s <i>Last Sup\u00adper<\/i><\/a>, and I men\u00adtioned that there were no chairs at that meal\u2013<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nd.edu\/~jneyrey1\/meals.html\">the par\u00adtic\u00adi\u00adpants were all reclin\u00ading<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That lit\u00adtle tid\u00adbit of triv\u00adia trau\u00adma\u00adtized my moth\u00ader-in-law. I think she felt slight\u00adly betrayed. I always try to bear in mind that the lit\u00adtle details I learned in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.agts.edu\/\">sem\u00adi\u00adnary<\/a> can real\u00adly dis\u00adturb peo\u00adple if com\u00admu\u00adni\u00adcat\u00aded improp\u00ader\u00adly, but this one kind of caught me off-guard.<\/p>\n<p>Sor\u00adry!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On how the lit\u00adtle details we learn in sem\u00adi\u00adnary can real\u00adly upset some peo\u00adple.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-17","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}