{"id":976,"date":"2002-09-04T12:03:26","date_gmt":"2002-09-04T20:03:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/09\/04\/theres-gotta-be-a-sermon-in-here\/"},"modified":"2002-09-04T12:03:26","modified_gmt":"2002-09-04T20:03:26","slug":"theres-gotta-be-a-sermon-in-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/09\/04\/theres-gotta-be-a-sermon-in-here","title":{"rendered":"There\u2019s Gotta Be A Sermon in Here\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a bizarre news sto\u00adry, <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story2&amp;cid=857&amp;e=11&amp;u=\/nm\/20020903\/od_uk_nm\/oukoe_italy_grave\">a man fell into his own grave and died<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s the syn\u00adop\u00adsis:<\/p>\n<p>63 year old Gio\u00advan\u00adni Gre\u00adco was in the habit of vis\u00adit\u00ading his future mau\u00adsoleum to make sure it was being built the way he want\u00aded it. One day he was try\u00ading to get a view of the roof and when he slipped, hit his head on a mar\u00adble step, and fell dead into his own tomb.<\/p>\n<p>This just sounds like some sort of para\u00adble\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a bizarre news sto\u00adry, a man fell into his own grave and died. Here\u2019s the syn\u00adop\u00adsis: 63 year old Gio\u00advan\u00adni Gre\u00adco was in the habit of vis\u00adit\u00ading his future mau\u00adsoleum to make sure it was being built the way he want\u00aded it. One day he was try\u00ading to get a view of the roof \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/09\/04\/theres-gotta-be-a-sermon-in-here\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cThere\u2019s Got\u00adta Be A Ser\u00admon in Here\u2026\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-fK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}