{"id":986,"date":"2002-10-11T11:44:47","date_gmt":"2002-10-11T19:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/10\/11\/what-celebrities-think-about-god\/"},"modified":"2002-10-11T11:44:47","modified_gmt":"2002-10-11T19:44:47","slug":"what-celebrities-think-about-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/10\/11\/what-celebrities-think-about-god","title":{"rendered":"What Celebrities Think About&nbsp;God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm\u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\">The Onion<\/a> has an article collecting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonionavclub.com\/avclub3837\/avfeature_3837.html\">the comments that many celebrities have made about God <\/a>over the course of their interviews.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Some were articulate, some were stupid, most were puzzled. A few were humorous, in a sad sort of&nbsp;way:<\/p>\n<p><i>Chuck Palahniuk wrote Fight Club and four other novels, including the new Lullaby.<br>\nThe Onion: Is there a&nbsp;God?<br>\nChuck Palahniuk: Yes.<br>\nO: Care to elaborate?<br>\nCP: Boy. Let me get back to you when I\u2019m&nbsp;dead.<br>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p><i>Stand-up comedian Steven Wright is known for his deadpan delivery and absurdist one-liners.<br>\nThe Onion: Is there a&nbsp;God?<br>\nSteven Wright: Ahhh\u2026 You\u2019ll have to ask&nbsp;Jesus.<br>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and the kicker<\/p>\n<p><i>America\u2019s greatest living writer, Neal Pollack is the author of The Neal Pollack Anthology Of American Literature.<br>\nThe Onion: Is there a&nbsp;God?<br>\nNeal Pollack: God does not exist, unless you are my mother-in-law and are reading this, in which case I definitely do believe that He exists, and will raise my children accordingly. But if you\u2019re not my mother-in-law, and she\u2019s not reading this, then He does not&nbsp;exist.<br>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonionavclub.com\/avclub3837\/avfeature_3837.html\">Read them all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm\u2026 The Onion has an article collecting the comments that many celebrities have made about God over the course of their interviews.&nbsp; Some were articulate, some were stupid, most were puzzled. A few were humorous, in a sad sort of&nbsp;way: Chuck Palahniuk wrote Fight Club and four other novels, including the new Lullaby. The Onion: \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/10\/11\/what-celebrities-think-about-god\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cWhat Celebrities Think About&nbsp;God\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-fU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}