{"id":986,"date":"2002-10-11T11:44:47","date_gmt":"2002-10-11T19:44:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/10\/11\/what-celebrities-think-about-god\/"},"modified":"2002-10-11T11:44:47","modified_gmt":"2002-10-11T19:44:47","slug":"what-celebrities-think-about-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/10\/11\/what-celebrities-think-about-god","title":{"rendered":"What Celebrities Think About God"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm\u2026 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/\">The Onion<\/a> has an arti\u00adcle col\u00adlect\u00ading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonionavclub.com\/avclub3837\/avfeature_3837.html\">the com\u00adments that many celebri\u00adties have made about God <\/a>over the course of their inter\u00adviews. <\/p>\n<p>Some were artic\u00adu\u00adlate, some were stu\u00adpid, most were puz\u00adzled. A few were humor\u00adous, in a sad sort of way:<\/p>\n<p><i>Chuck Palah\u00adniuk wrote Fight Club and four oth\u00ader nov\u00adels, includ\u00ading the new Lul\u00adla\u00adby.<br>\nThe Onion: Is there a God?<br>\nChuck Palah\u00adniuk: Yes.<br>\nO: Care to elab\u00ado\u00adrate?<br>\nCP: Boy. Let me get back to you when I\u2019m dead.<br>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p><i>Stand-up come\u00addi\u00adan Steven Wright is known for his dead\u00adpan deliv\u00adery and absur\u00addist one-lin\u00aders.<br>\nThe Onion: Is there a God?<br>\nSteven Wright: Ahhh\u2026 You\u2019ll have to ask Jesus.<br>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p>and the kick\u00ader<\/p>\n<p><i>Amer\u00adi\u00adca\u2019s great\u00adest liv\u00ading writer, Neal Pol\u00adlack is the author of The Neal Pol\u00adlack Anthol\u00ado\u00adgy Of Amer\u00adi\u00adcan Lit\u00ader\u00ada\u00adture.<br>\nThe Onion: Is there a God?<br>\nNeal Pol\u00adlack: God does not exist, unless you are my moth\u00ader-in-law and are read\u00ading this, in which case I def\u00adi\u00adnite\u00adly do believe that He exists, and will raise my chil\u00addren accord\u00ading\u00adly. But if you\u2019re not my moth\u00ader-in-law, and she\u2019s not read\u00ading this, then He does not exist.<br>\n<\/i><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonionavclub.com\/avclub3837\/avfeature_3837.html\">Read them all<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmm\u2026 The Onion has an arti\u00adcle col\u00adlect\u00ading the com\u00adments that many celebri\u00adties have made about God over the course of their inter\u00adviews. Some were artic\u00adu\u00adlate, some were stu\u00adpid, most were puz\u00adzled. A few were humor\u00adous, in a sad sort of way: Chuck Palah\u00adniuk wrote Fight Club and four oth\u00ader nov\u00adels, includ\u00ading the new Lul\u00adla\u00adby. The \u2026 <a href=\"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2002\/10\/11\/what-celebrities-think-about-god\" class=\"more-link\">Con\u00adtin\u00adue read\u00ading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u201cWhat Celebri\u00adties Think About God\u201d<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-of-random-interest"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6Ded-fU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=986"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/986\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glenandpaula.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}