Dave Barry on France

I stum­bled across this cheeky lit­tle obser­va­tion at Glenn Van­der­burg’s Quo­ta­tions page:

[The French] have always hat­ed us, of course … but now they REALLY hate us, because our cul­ture has become so dom­i­nant that they’re hav­ing trou­ble com­plet­ing so much as a sin­gle sen­tence with­out using Amer­i­can words. They’re always blurt­ing out state­ments like: Le soft­ware de la hard­ware est un humdinger! And then they get so mad that they could spit.

I searched and dis­cov­ered that it’s from one of the fun­ni­est Dave Bar­ry columns I’ve seen.