My in-laws are on a cruise to Hawaii, and their cruise ship is currently on a day excursion.
Where do they go?
Wal-Mart.
For the record, this is not an aberration. Once we were all in New Orleans together and they decided we would go eat at Denny’s.
Wal-Mart in Hawaii and Denny’s in New Orleans. My in-laws ARE red-state America.