Chi Alpha Worldwide on the Facebook

A clever Chi Alphan noticed that the Facebook now supports global groups. So they set up one titled: XA– CHI ALPHA WORLDWIDE –XA (I don’t know if that link will work or not – I took out the school prefix)

So Chi Alphans worldwide, unite!

Dana Broke Wind

Recently we were all sitting down to dinner when Dana farted.

Mom: “Dana, what do you say?”
Dana: “Excuse you, Daddy.”

People were, in my estimation, entirely too tickled by that remark.

Dana Cuteness

Me: “Dana, what’s your favorite thing to put in oatmeal?”
Dana: “Raisins.”
Me: “What’s your second-favorite thing?”
Dana: “Spoons.”