More On The Madhouse Called San Francisco

“San Fran­cis­co is a mad city, inhab­it­ed for the most part by per­fect­ly insane peo­ple…” Rud­yard Kipling

I found out I’m not alone in my opin­ions about San Fran­cis­co’s san­i­ty. No less an author­i­ty than Rud­yard Kipling is square­ly in my cor­ner: “San Fran­cis­co is a mad city, inhab­it­ed for the most part by per­fect­ly insane peo­ple…”

Ken­ny Worth­ley (a friend from Spring­field) wrote in with a mar­velous obser­va­tion: San Fran­cis­co seems to be con­fused about pot and pots. I quote:

“My ques­tions is: what if you were on pot, med­ical­ly nec­es­sary of course, and need to use the pot, but were not in a spot with a pot because you were grow­ing pot on a pub­lic lot? You would have to put down your pot, run to anoth­er pot spot, and pri­vate­ly poop.

So here is the scoop on poop — I think you should be able to claim med­i­c­i­nal pot poop­ing — so you could pub­li­cal­ly poop on the spot in a pot lot.”

Well said, Ken­ny: that would make an excel­lent let­ter to the edi­tor!

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