It’s Not Lycanthropy That Threatens Stanford

In which Stan­ford stu­dents dis­play that wis­dom and intel­li­gence are not syn­ony­mous.

Well, tonight will see the annu­al prac­tice of a par­tic­u­lar­ly dev­il­ish Stan­ford tra­di­tion: Full Moon on the Quad.

In most of our minds, the only cul­tur­al ref­er­ence we have to full moons involves lycan­thropy (that’s a 50 cent word refer­ring to were­wolves).

At Stan­ford, Full Moon means some­thing com­plete­ly dif­fer­ent (and I’m not sure the metaphor of man turn­ing into beast is entire­ly inap­pro­pri­ate).

For Stan­ford stu­dents, Full Moon on the Quad is a major cul­tur­al ini­ti­a­tion: fresh­men head to the quad and get roy­al­ly smooched (kissed with­in an inch of their lives) by seniors. As you might imag­ine, the evening has more than a hint of debauch­ery about it.

Here’s an excerpt from the Stan­ford Dai­ly: In the­o­ry the very idea of it is quite roman­tic — lovers kiss­ing under the gen­tle moon­light amidst a sea of end­less stars, a beau­ti­ful church hangs as a back­drop, and all around you frol­ick­ing naked peo­ple dance drunk­en­ly to tech­no music. Well, on sec­ond thought, Full Moon on the Quad is devoid of all romance. (full arti­cle)

FMOTQ is a true Stan­ford tra­di­tion… and one more evi­dence that Stan­ford needs Jesus!

There are lots of web links relat­ed to this fes­ti­val, includ­ing a poem, tame pho­to gal­leries (here’s one and here’s anoth­er), and a mild­ly humor­ous essay enti­tled Got Mono?.

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