Rat Redux

We thought our rat prob­lems were over.

No such luck.

Like the Sith, our rats come in twos. We have slain the appren­tice, but the mas­ter is still at large. Lurk­ing. Wait­ing.

We found strong scat­a­log­i­cal evi­dence that the rat had spent some time brow­ing around our bed­room, and Paula was so freaked out that I thought we were going to have to pack up and move into a new apart­ment on the spot.

We here­by declare a state of war on any and all rodents which have the mis­for­tune to be found in our apart­ment. And to all “bystanders” just remember–you are either with us or you are with the rats.

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