The Worst Vegetarian In The World

I recent­ly had occas­sion to be pum­meled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite pos­si­bly the world’s worst veg­e­tar­i­an.

You see, he hates veg­eta­bles. He thinks they taste nasty.

He does­n’t have any con­vic­tions about the moral supe­ri­or­i­ty of veg­etable con­sump­tion. He does­n’t seem to have any wor­ries about the sus­tain­abil­i­ty of a car­niv­o­rous soci­ety. It’s not a spir­i­tu­al thing for him. He does­n’t real­ly fit into any of the stan­dard veg­e­tar­i­an cat­e­gories.

He just does­n’t eat meat. He appar­ent­ly sur­vives on assort­ed junk food.

Why does he live this way? Because he was raised a veg­e­tar­i­an and now can’t digest meat and does­n’t want to go to the trou­ble of train­ing his body to process meat again–I’m not quite sure what that would entail, but it sounds as though unpleas­ant diges­tive moments are involved.

I just thought that was hilar­i­ous. A veg­e­tar­i­an who hates veg­eta­bles. 🙂

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