Rejected Texts For a Mother’s Day Sermon

Moth­er’s Day is an odd Sun­day in most church­es. Pas­tors get up and talk about Proverbs 31 or some oth­er pre­dictible text, and then give every lady a rose.

I’m not actu­al­ly preach­ing this week­end (Paula is, as it turns out), but if I was I’d be look­ing for a more unusu­al angle. For instance, here are some less­er-known vers­es which touch on the theme of moth­er­hood.

  1. Psalm 109:14 — may the sin of his moth­er nev­er be blot­ted out.
  2. Isa­iah 50:1 — This is what the LORD says: “Where is your moth­er’s cer­tifi­cate of divorce with which I sent her away?
  3. Jere­mi­ah 22:26 — I will hurl you and the moth­er who gave you birth into anoth­er coun­try, where nei­ther of you was born, and there you both will die.
  4. Hosea 2:2 Rebuke your moth­er
  5. Hosea 4:5 I will destroy your moth­er
  6. Luke 12:53 They will be divid­ed, father against son and son against father, moth­er against daugh­ter and daugh­ter against moth­er, moth­er-in-law against daugh­ter-in-law and daugh­ter-in-law against moth­er-in-law.
  7. Deuteron­o­my 22:7 You may take the young, but be sure to let the moth­er go
  8. Exo­dus 23:19 Do not cook a young goat in its moth­er’s milk.
  9. Job 17:14, CEV: say to the worms, “Hel­lo, moth­er!”
  10. Lev 18:7, MSG She is your moth­er. Don’t have sex with her.

Maybe Proverbs 31 isn’t such a bad choice after all… 😉

Please note that most of these vers­es have been hor­ri­bly wrenched from their con­text to make them even less appro­pri­ate for a moth­er’s day ser­mon.

5 thoughts on “Rejected Texts For a Mother’s Day Sermon”

  1. Glen
    Should I take offense?
    Strange choic­es! I have nev­er heard them before
    Love
    Your moth­er

  2. I’m not surprised–these snip­pets don’t tend to make it onto many book­marks or refrig­er­a­tors.

    If I was to ever actu­al­ly use these vers­es in a ser­mon about you, then not only should you be offend­ed, you should hire a pro­fes­sion­al assas­sin. 😉

    For­tu­nate­ly, this won’t be com­ing to any ser­mons I have any­thing to do with.

  3. You can use this list to explain why Stan­ford needs help–they obvi­ous­ly have a defec­tive min­is­ter cur­rent­ly assigned there. 😉

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