Cougar Trumps Cardinal

Stan­ford gets stomped by Waz­zu, 36–11.

Wow–the Car­di­nal was just trounced by the ignobly-named Waz­zu, with a final score of 36–11.

Paula and I were able to attend because I did the morn­ing devo­tion­al for the Waz­zu team (the team chap­lain is the Steve Barke, the Chi Alpha direc­tor up in Pull­man, and he asked me to fill in for him while his team was on the road).

In any event, they gave me a pair of comp tick­ets right in the mid­dle of the fan Cougar sec­tion. Not only did we see Stan­ford get spanked up and down the field, but we did it while sit­ting in front of a for­mer cheer­leader and her slight­ly ine­bri­at­ed com­pan­ions who let the whole world know what they thought of Stan­ford’s lack of prowess.

It was a sad, sad day for Car­di­nal fans, but the Cougar fans must be ecsta­t­ic.

On the up side, the oppos­ing coach had a nice com­ment to make after the game: I feel like this Stan­ford team is about ready to explode and do real­ly well on offense, so I think our defense did a nice job of keep­ing them at bay. It won’t be too long before Stan­ford gets their offense going. I think their penal­ties were a result of a lot of frus­tra­tion on their part. They’re going to spoil some­body’s Sat­ur­day real soon, and I’m just glad it was­n’t ours. (source)

Talk About Having No Stones To Throw

UPDATE: this is an urban leg­end! Read the debunk­ing.

A man suf­fered a heart attack when he hired a pros­ti­tute from an agency and his daugh­ter showed up at his door. His wife was quite upset when he got home and explained the whole sor­did affair. Read it online: “Hi Dad, Says Call-Girl At The Door”.

Broad­en­ing out from the imme­di­ate sto­ry; remem­ber, it’s always some­one’s daugh­ter (or son).

UPDATE: this is an urban leg­end! Read the debunk­ing.

Never Bite The Hands You Feed

In a very biz­zarre sto­ry, some zookeep­ers have been caught eat­ing the ani­mals under their care.

When I read it, my mind flashed to Cain and Abel in the Gar­den of Eden. Cain killed his broth­er, and when asked about his broth­er said, “Am I my broth­er’s keep­er?”

I can just see these guys, “Are we the ani­mals’ keep­ers? Oh wait, yeah…”

Stanford: What An Amazing Campus!

Yes­ter­day Paula and I had the chance to get togeth­er with Stan­ford Law Prof Jeff Str­nad (who’s quite a swim­mer).

Any­way, we were walk­ing through White Plaza on our way to meet him, when all of a sud­den we were con­front­ed by a clip­board-wield­ing grad­u­ate stu­dent ask­ing us if we want­ed to ‘talk to a robot.’ We looked around and saw a Dalek-like con­struct sit­ting out­side, appar­ent­ly engrossed in con­ver­sa­tion with a stu­dent. I was extremem­ly inter­est­ed, but we were almost late for our meet­ing with Jeff and so we passed.

We had a great lunch at the Stan­ford Fac­ul­ty Club, which has great food a cheap prices (but you have to be a mem­ber or the guest of a mem­ber to eat there).

As we were leav­ing, Jeff men­tioned that the guy at the table next to us was a Nobel lau­re­ate in the field of eco­nom­ics. I did­n’t catch the name, but I fig­ured it would be easy to go online and fig­ure out which prof at Stan­ford had won a Nobel in the eco­nom­ic sciences–I did­n’t count on 8 lau­re­ates in one field!

Over­all, Stan­ford lays direct claim to 23 lau­re­ates (14 of whom are still liv­ing), and indi­rect claim to many more, among them nov­el­ist John Stein­beck, who attend­ed Stan­ford but got a C in his fresh­man Eng­lish class and dropped out before grad­u­at­ing.

Wow–what a school!

What Celebrities Think About God

Hmmm… The Onion has an arti­cle col­lect­ing the com­ments that many celebri­ties have made about God over the course of their inter­views.

Some were artic­u­late, some were stu­pid, most were puz­zled. A few were humor­ous, in a sad sort of way:

Chuck Palah­niuk wrote Fight Club and four oth­er nov­els, includ­ing the new Lul­la­by.
The Onion: Is there a God?
Chuck Palah­niuk: Yes.
O: Care to elab­o­rate?
CP: Boy. Let me get back to you when I’m dead.

and

Stand-up come­di­an Steven Wright is known for his dead­pan deliv­ery and absur­dist one-lin­ers.
The Onion: Is there a God?
Steven Wright: Ahhh… You’ll have to ask Jesus.

and the kick­er

Amer­i­ca’s great­est liv­ing writer, Neal Pol­lack is the author of The Neal Pol­lack Anthol­o­gy Of Amer­i­can Lit­er­a­ture.
The Onion: Is there a God?
Neal Pol­lack: God does not exist, unless you are my moth­er-in-law and are read­ing this, in which case I def­i­nite­ly do believe that He exists, and will raise my chil­dren accord­ing­ly. But if you’re not my moth­er-in-law, and she’s not read­ing this, then He does not exist.

Read them all.

Some People Have Entirely Too Much Free Time

Three Lego pages have caught my eye with their out­landish dis­play of inge­nu­ity.

The achiev­ing the impos­si­ble award goes to the Andrew Lip­son’s Lego Page, which fea­tures clever engines and repro­duc­tions of M. C. Esch­er works. That’s right–he’s recre­at­ed those impos­si­ble draw­ings in 3D.

The we could make beau­ti­ful music togeth­er award goes to Hen­ry Lim’s Lego sculp­tures for his func­tion­al Lego harp­si­chord. Wow!

Final­ly, the ser­vice to human­i­ty award goes to the Cool Lego Site Of The Week. Get your need for geeky Lego ideas met here!

Nobel Laureate Graduated Last In His Class

Masatoshi Koshi­ba, who just won 25% of this year’s Nobel Prize in physics (I did­n’t even know you could be a 25% win­ner), grad­u­at­ed last in his class at Tokyo Uni­ver­si­ty over 50 years ago.

He only made two A’s in his last two years of col­lege, both of which were in lab class­es where the grade was based on atten­dance.

Hmmm.… makes you think, does­n’t it?

Evi­dent­ly he took the Teacher’s words to heart: “Of mak­ing many books there is no end, and much study wea­ries the body.” (Ecc 12.12b, NIV)

Hey–I’m on the cover of a magazine!

Look ma, I’ve cloned myself!

Glen looking pretty cool!
Here’s some­thing inter­est­ing (to me, at least). I’m on the cov­er of Chi Alpha’s mag­a­zine for cam­pus min­istry: Cam­pus Upgrade.

I’ll post a link to the arti­cle as soon as it’s online.

The Fellowship: Serving Jesus In The Capitol

The LA Times has the most inter­est­ing arti­cle I’ve seen in quite a while. It’s about a secre­tive group called The Fel­low­ship, a Chris­t­ian orga­ni­za­tion that has had mas­sive influ­ence in the pub­lic sphere.

For the last two decades, a Vir­ginia man­sion has been a pri­vate hide­away for world lead­ers, mem­bers of Con­gress, and even pop star Michael Jack­son…

The Fel­low­ship was a behind-the-scenes play­er at the Camp David Mid­dle East accords in 1978, work­ing with Pres­i­dent Jim­my Carter to issue a world­wide call to prayer with Israeli Prime Min­is­ter Men­achem Begin and Egypt­ian Pres­i­dent Anwar Sadat. Dur­ing the Cold War, it helped finance an anti-com­mu­nism pro­pa­gan­da film endorsed by the CIA and used by the Pen­ta­gon over­seas.

Last year, the Fel­low­ship helped arrange a secret meet­ing at Cedars between two war­ring lead­ers, Demo­c­ra­t­ic Repub­lic of Con­go Pres­i­dent Joseph Kabi­la and Rwan­dan Pres­i­dent Paul Kagame–one of the first of a series of dis­creet meet­ings between the two African lead­ers that even­tu­al­ly led to the sign­ing of a peace accord in July.

Inci­den­tal­ly, they’re also the ones who spon­sor the Nation­al Prayer Break­fast. There’s much more, and I encour­age you to read all about it. (Thanks to Chris­tian­i­ty Today for the link!)

Now THAT’s A Course in Microeconomics

With sto­ries of cor­po­rate scan­dal and greed steal­ing head­lines across the coun­try, Pres­by­ter­ian Col­lege hunt for eagle one the free down­load pres­i­dent John Grif­fith want­ed to prove peo­ple still have a social con­science.

So he ran­dom­ly gave 100 fresh­men $50 bills they could spend any way they want­ed, with the require­ment that the stu­dents report back on how they spent the mon­ey.

One fresh­man wound up pay­ing for a dozen Hait­ian girls to go to school for a year.

Read the rest of this amaz­ing sto­ry.

What would you do if you received $50 and were just told to stew­ard it?

“And if you are untrust­wor­thy about world­ly wealth, who will trust you with the true rich­es of heav­en?” (Luke 16.11, NLT)