Typo at Stanford

I’ve been mean­ing to blog this for­ev­er, but I kept for­get­ting. On the first floor of the ren­o­vat­ed Old Union is an acrylic sign telling the his­to­ry of the build­ing.

For the longest time (months) it had a glar­ing typo (I think it’s been fixed since I took this pho­to). It real­ly amused me.
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If you have a hard time see­ing it, look under the word Union or click on the pic­ture to view it with the error high­light­ed.

It's Not About Me

Our Col­lege Win­ter Con­fer­ence

is this week­end, and I’m in charge. So for the last few days I’ve been bom­bard­ed with phone calls or urgent emails relat­ing to some minor cri­sis about the event. It reached a fever pitch yes­ter­day when I received a mes­sage about every ten min­utes (or so it seemed).

That’s not a big deal — it’s what you sign on for when you agree to direct a retreat or con­fer­ence.

How­ev­er, I also had to preach last night.

Being inter­rupt­ed every ten min­utes does not lend itself to robust ser­mon prepa­ra­tion. I’m very par­tic­u­lar about my ser­mon prepa­ra­tion rou­tine. I like to research my top­ic thor­ough­ly, write out what I intend to say word for word, and then rehearse it (at least once, prefer­ably twice). When speak­ing in the evening, I usu­al­ly man­u­script in the morn­ing and rehearse in the after­noon. That did­n’t hap­pen yes­ter­day.

The bot­tom line is that I walked into last night’s meet­ing less pre­pared for a ser­mon than I have been in years. I felt cer­tain that the mes­sage was going to be a flop.

While deliv­er­ing it, I felt as though I was fum­bling for words and ram­bling inco­her­ent­ly.

But at the end of the evening, one stu­dent prayed to receive Christ and anoth­er prayed to reded­i­cate her­self to Christ.

It was a hum­bling reminder that it’s not about me and my prepa­ra­tion; it’s about God using bro­ken ves­sels to achieve His will.

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Science, Faith, and Chocolate Chip Cookies

Yes­ter­day we were giv­ing away free home­made choco­late-chip cook­ies on White Plaza, and we got all sorts of won­der­ful reac­tions. My favorite was from a mas­ter’s stu­dent in engi­neer­ing who grabbed a cook­ie and then looked at the poster next to the cook­ie pile.

It was an adver­tise­ment for the upcom­ing Fran­cis Collins talk watch corvette sum­mer online the man who would be king online down­load

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down­load bar­bie of swan lake movie . If the name does­n’t ring a bell, Collins coor­di­nat­ed the Human Genome Project that decod­ed human DNA. He’s also a fol­low­er of Christ.

Any­way, this guy just stared at the poster for about a minute, befud­dle­ment sprawled across his face. He looked at the pic­ture of Collins on the cov­er of Nature mag­a­zine. He read his sci­en­tif­ic cre­den­tials. And then he read the top­ic of the lec­ture again. Then he sort of mur­mured, “Wait. This can’t be right. This does­n’t make any sense.”

So we explained that yes, Fran­cis Collins real­ly is one of the world’s lead­ing geneti­cists. And yes, he real­ly does believe in Jesus. And he’s going to be talk­ing about it Stan­ford.

The stu­dent said he’d be there, and I hope he does show up. He seemed quite earnest. There are a lot of stu­dents on cam­pus who don’t allow them­selves to con­sid­er God seri­ous­ly because they assume that sci­ence and faith are by def­i­n­i­tion opposed to one anoth­er. We hope that by show­ing them a world-class sci­en­tist who loves God we can dis­pel some of that prej­u­dice.

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Congratulations, Aaron "Rhodes Scholar" Polhamus!

Chi Alpha @ Stan­ford offi­cer Aaron Pol­hamus was just award­ed a Rhodes Schol­ar­ship

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(see page 10 of the doc­u­ment). That means he gets 2 or 3 years to study at Oxford — ful­ly sub­si­dized. The Stan­ford Dai­ly has a brief write-up

on it which quotes Aaron at some length.

Being a Rhodes Schol­ar is a big deal — some notable recip­i­ents of the award include Bill Clin­ton, Wes­ley Clark (the gen­er­al turned politi­cian), Robert Reich, Daniel Boorstin (the his­to­ri­an), physi­cist Bri­an Greene (yeah, the one who writes the cool books about sci­ence), George Stephanopou­los, cur­rent Louisiana gov­er­nor Bob­by Jin­dal, and scads of con­gress­man and sen­a­tors. Oh, plus Kris Kristof­fer­son (real­ly).

So con­grats, Aaron!

Love and Tolerance

Last night at Chi Alpha’s week­ly meet­ing we had a guest speak­er — mis­sion­ary Mark Orfi­la. He’s been serv­ing for over a decade in east­ern Europe and has been think­ing very deeply about Amer­i­can cul­tur­al val­ues and how they relate to the King­dom of God.

He said a lot of very help­ful things last night, but I think the most help­ful went along these lines (the thoughts are his but the words are mine):

If I had to choose between tol­er­ance and hatred, I’d choose tol­er­ance hands-down.

But we’re not fac­ing a bina­ry choice — we have a whole range of options avail­able to us. And tol­er­ance can’t be the ulti­mate good in a soci­ety for two rea­sons: one philo­soph­i­cal and one prac­ti­cal. There must be some­thing high­er of which tol­er­ance is a spe­cial case, because if tol­er­ance is the high­est good then you have a real prob­lem — how do you han­dle the intol­er­ant mem­bers of your own soci­ety? If you tol­er­ate them, then you allow intol­er­ance to flour­ish. If you don’t tol­er­ate them, then you pro­mote intol­er­ance your­self. Either way intol­er­ance sneaks into your soci­ety. That’s the philo­soph­i­cal approach. But there’s an even big­ger prac­ti­cal prob­lem. Who wants to be tol­er­at­ed? Don’t we all want more than to be put up with? Tol­er­ance is a neg­a­tive virtue — it’s about what we don’t do to peo­ple. I won’t hit you, I won’t insult you, I won’t stig­ma­tize you. It’s a pecu­liar inverse of the gold­en rule — tol­er­ance tells us not to do to oth­ers what we don’t want done to us. It cre­ates a dis­tance between us and nev­er forces us to cross it.

The prob­lem with tol­er­ance for a Chris­t­ian is not that it sets the bar too high but that it sets the bar too low. We are called to love one anoth­er; in fact, we are even called to love our ene­mies. And rather than mere­ly respect­ing the dis­tance between us, we are called to treat them the way we wish they would treat us. Tol­er­ance is a poor sub­sti­tute for love. If it’s the only offer on the table I’ll take it, but in most sit­u­a­tions we should demand more (espe­cial­ly of our­selves).

Thanks for the clear think­ing on a cru­cial sub­ject, Mark.

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My fel­low web geeks might find this script, php-check down­load home on the range movie , use­ful. It recur­sive­ly scans a direc­to­ry check­ing PHP files for syn­tax errors.

Just copy it some­where in your path (like /usr/local/bin) and chmod it to 755.

I wrote the script because I edit PHP using Notepad++, so it’s easy for small typos to enter my scripts. I need­ed a quick way to scan a direc­to­ry after upload­ing revised files.
I wrote it in PHP so that those who need it will also know how to cus­tomize it.

[php]
#!/usr/bin/php
?php // php-check ver­sion 1.0 // recur­sive­ly scans a direc­to­ry for .php files and runs php ‑l on // them (php ‑l checks for PHP syn­tax errors) // revi­sions at http://glenandpaula.com/wordpress/archives/2007/10/31/scanning-a-directory-for-php-errors/ if (php_sapi_name()!=‘cli’) { die(“This util­i­ty can only be run from the com­mand line.\n”); } $counter=0; $errors=false; func­tion scan_dir($dir) { $counter=0; $dh=opendir($dir); while ($file=readdir($dh)) { if ($file==’.’ || $file==’..’) con­tin­ue; if (is_dir($dir.’/’.$file)) { $counter+=scan_dir($dir.’/’.$file); } else { if (substr($file, strlen($file) — 4) == ‘.php’) { $counter++; $output=shell_exec(“/usr/bin/php ‑l $dir/$file 2>&1”);
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We Just Felt Our First Earthquake

We just felt our first earth­quake!

It only took us 5 years liv­ing in the Bay Area.

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Me And The Mythbusters

I recent­ly sub­mit­ted a ques­tion to the Freako­nom­ics guys for an inter­view with the Myth­Busters.

They picked my ques­tion as the first one!

Here’s my ques­tion and their answer:

Me: Could you describe the brain­storm­ing process that goes into an episode? How far in advance do you begin plan­ning? Who sits in dur­ing those meet­ings?

ADAM: The usu­al crowd at a brain­storm­ing ses­sion is me, Jamie, Alice Dal­low (our pro­duc­er), and whichev­er researcher is doing the seg­ment we’re work­ing on — either Den­nis Kwon or Eric Haven. We also have an on-the-ground exec­u­tive pro­duc­er dur­ing an offi­cial “story meeting.” We usu­al­ly have one or maybe two of them before shoot­ing a myth, but dis­cus­sions about sto­ries can hap­pen all over the place, and at any time.

Often, we’ll ask for cer­tain para­me­ters as far as loca­tions or mate­ri­als, and as we dis­cov­er what’s pos­si­ble or not pos­si­ble, we’ll hone it down to what we’re actu­al­ly going to do. The show’s researchers are fan­tas­tic about find­ing the weird­est of things and experts, and Alice is bril­liant at keep­ing us on track. The dis­cus­sions can be like herd­ing cats — there’s a rib­ald, fun­ny atmos­phere, and we’ll range very far from the top­ic at hand.

Plan­ning can take any­where from a month to a day or two, depend­ing on the sched­ule. We’ve had crit­i­cal loca­tions fall through at the last minute, and need­ed to turn 180 degrees on a few hours’ notice. We’ll also flag dif­fi­cult sto­ries as far in advance as we think nec­es­sary. Some things, like get­ting per­mis­sion to film at Giants Sta­di­um for the Jim­my Hof­fa sto­ry, have tak­en the bet­ter part of a year to work out.

Then there’s the dis­cus­sions that Jamie and I have. We’ll often take a dif­fi­cult prob­lem home, think about it overnight, and maybe dis­cuss the prob­lems we see in it while dri­ving to a loca­tion. We also play devil’s advo­cate with each oth­er — if one of us has a good idea, the oth­er will poke as many holes in it as pos­si­ble, and in this way we try our best to shake out any prob­lems before we hit them.

JAMIE: This is, believe it or not, the most fun we have on the show. There is no under­es­ti­mat­ing the thrill of a big cat­a­stro­phe or explo­sion; but if you real­ly want to know what gets us going, it’s the brain­storm­ing. Once a top­ic has passed muster, some basic research has been done by our research team, and we are down to nut­ting it out, Adam and I swing into action — sort of. Usu­al­ly we go home first and think about it overnight, and then come in burst­ing with ideas. We set up in front of a dry erase board, and lay out any solu­tions we came up with by our­selves.

Amaz­ing­ly, as much as we are of dif­fer­ent tem­pera­ments, we quick­ly spot the best solu­tions and chip in to flesh the approach out. It becomes like play­ing Ping-Pong with ideas. Some­times it gets so intense that there is no time to com­plete sen­tences; it becomes a bunch of ges­tic­u­la­tions, some pieces of words or phras­es, and then, when we come out on the oth­er end, the approach is fleshed out. We call it the “MythBusters Mindmeld.” To any­one lis­ten­ing, it is gib­ber­ish, but it allows us to plow through a huge amount of design­ing in no time (which is what we have a lot of on the show).

Read the rest of the inter­view.

Some Thoughts On Servant Leadership

At a Chi Alpha con­fer­ence in St. Louis I just heard Dick Schroed­er use an inter­est­ing phrase to com­pli­ment some­one — “he puts ‘us’ before ‘me’.” Here are some off-the-cuff and unpol­ished thoughts inspired by that phrase:

“Us before me.” What a beau­ti­ful phrase to describe ser­vant lead­er­ship.

“Us” puts the lead­er­ship into ser­vant­hood: “us before me” leads to the over­all good of the group where­as “you before me” can lead to the detri­ment of the group.

To be clear, the Bible does com­mand us to “in humil­i­ty con­sid­er oth­ers bet­ter than our­selves” (Philip­pi­ans 2:3). Does­n’t this lead direct­ly to “you before me”?

Yes. It does. But the prac­ti­cal ques­tion for me as a leader is how to be self-sac­ri­fi­cial in a way that hon­ors my oblig­a­tions to those I am serv­ing. And I have learned that there is a healthy way to pri­or­i­tize oth­ers and a destruc­tive way to pri­or­i­tize oth­ers.

To serve as ful­ly as pos­si­ble there is a cer­tain amount of self-main­te­nance that must take place. Bound­aries must be estab­lished and main­tained. Recre­ation and sab­bat­i­cals must be incor­po­rat­ed. Growth and learn­ing have to take place.

All of these things are self-serv­ing. They require us to say no to oth­ers and yes to our­selves. At times, we wind up say­ing “me before you today because I want to be able to serve you tomor­row”.

But at the same time, all of these things flow from a mature under­stand­ing of “you before me” — putting our fol­low­ers’ long-term good above their short-term desires. For an orga­ni­za­tion, a leader who says “us before me” builds strength. A leader who naively/hyperspiritually says “you before me” leads the orga­ni­za­tion to implo­sion (and like­ly to high lead­er­ship turnover).

Clear­ly, there is the poten­tial for “us before me” to become a pre­text for putting “me before you.” The anti­dote is to keep expand­ing our def­i­n­i­tion of “us”. When­ev­er we begin to sus­pect that our “us” is too com­fort­able, we need to rede­fine the group we are serv­ing in a larg­er way, and con­tin­ue to put “us before me.”

And so a big thanks to Dick Schroed­er for giv­ing me my new favorite phrase: “us before me”. It will prob­a­bly be my favorite for at least a week. 😉

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Stanford 24, USC 23

A hearty con­grat­u­la­tions to the stal­wart war­riors of the Car­di­nal foot­ball team. Defeat­ing the Tro­jans on their home turf with some of our key play­ers side­lined is no mean feat.

May this be a token of things to come.