Superfluity of Naughtiness

I rarely look at the King James trans­la­tion, but today I hap­pened to glance at it while prepar­ing for a con­fer­ence:

Where­fore lay apart all filth­i­ness and super­fluity of naugh­ti­ness, and receive with meek­ness the engraft­ed word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21, KJV

That’s right: we are to avoid a super­fluity of naugh­ti­ness.

What beau­ti­ful phras­ing.

Campus Ministry at the Ivies

One of our alum­ni, Eliz­a­beth, emailed me this fas­ci­nat­ing NYT arti­cle: On a Chris­t­ian Mis­sion to the Top. It’s an arti­cle about min­istry at the Ivy League schools focus­ing on a group called Chris­t­ian Union

. There’s a relat­ed NPR sto­ry.

I real­ly appre­ci­ate their vision. I’ve often thought that some­one ought to estab­lish evan­gel­i­cal min­istry cen­ters at the top tier uni­ver­si­ties, so I’m glad to see that they’re run­ning with it.

Any­way, this para­graph leapt out at me:

By the 1970’s, Assem­blies church­es were sprout­ing up in afflu­ent sub­urbs across the coun­try. Recent sur­veys by Mar­garet Polo­ma, a his­to­ri­an at the Uni­ver­si­ty of Akron in Ohio, found Assem­blies mem­bers more edu­cat­ed and bet­ter off than the gen­er­al pub­lic.

I’m speech­less.

The Assem­blies of God and edu­ca­tion are not two con­cepts that are often linked in the minds of the pop­u­lace at large (with rea­son, I might add: I’ve actu­al­ly heard these words uttered at a min­is­te­r­i­al gath­er­ing with absolute­ly no hint of humor, “The prob­lem with the Assem­blies is all this eddikashun.” More­over, I saw sev­er­al heads nod in agree­ment). Per­haps that instance has unfair­ly taint­ed my per­cep­tions of the move­ment as a whole, but I’ve nev­er been par­tic­u­lar­ly impressed with our intel­lec­tu­al prowess in the Assem­blies.

On the flip side, one of our AG min­is­ters in San Fran­cis­co is a Har­vard grad who lives in a bus and min­is­ters to the home­less. And of my three dis­trict offi­cials (bish­op-equiv­a­lents) one has his doc­tor­ate and anoth­er just needs to fin­ish his dis­ser­ta­tion. A pas­tor I know in the San Joaquin val­ley was once nom­i­nat­ed for a Pulitzer. Come to think of it, I know lots of sharp, well-edu­cat­ed min­is­ters and even more sharp, well-edu­cat­ed laypeo­ple.

I just always assumed they were a minor­i­ty. I should real­ly rethink that.

Trailer for The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

Shaowei just emailed me the link for the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe trail­er

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It was stun­ning. I can’t believe how good it was from a pure­ly cin­e­mat­ic per­spec­tive.

And from a the­o­log­i­cal per­spec­tive it looks as though they’re keep­ing way more of Lewis’ sym­bol­ism than I thought pos­si­ble. “In this house there are many rooms” “only one door leads to anoth­er world”… those are explic­it­ly Bib­li­cal allu­sions.

The Apex of Geek Humor?

Sean Wat has emailed me what may well be the apex of geek humor: the Klein Four Group per­form­ing “Finite Sim­ple Group (of Order Two)” (Win­dows media file)

I’m not sure whether it’s cool­er in my con­text to pre­tend that I get the parts that I don’t or that I don’t get the parts that I do…

I think that says a lot about me, my con­text, and soci­ety at large.

Dave Barry on France

I stum­bled across this cheeky lit­tle obser­va­tion at Glenn Van­der­burg’s Quo­ta­tions page:

[The French] have always hat­ed us, of course … but now they REALLY hate us, because our cul­ture has become so dom­i­nant that they’re hav­ing trou­ble com­plet­ing so much as a sin­gle sen­tence with­out using Amer­i­can words. They’re always blurt­ing out state­ments like: Le soft­ware de la hard­ware est un humdinger! And then they get so mad that they could spit.

I searched and dis­cov­ered that it’s from one of the fun­ni­est Dave Bar­ry columns I’ve seen.

Robot Monkey Arms

As you may recall, sci­en­tists at Duke have fig­ured out a way to wire robot arms direct­ly into a mon­key’s brain, and that the mon­key can then use the arm quite effec­tive­ly.

There’s an update: the mon­keys seem to view the arm as a part of their own body.

That’s wild.

Expect some absolute­ly amaz­ing body-enhance­ment devices faster than you’d think but slow­er than you’d hope.

It made me think for a sec­ond: if I could direct­ly wire con­trol of any tech­no­log­i­cal device into my brain what would I choose?

Assum­ing I was lim­it­ed to one, I guess I’d pick a mul­ti­pur­pose wire­less I/O device. Like a blue­tooth con­troller but with way bet­ter secu­ri­ty.

That would rock.

Cows With Guns

One of my stu­dents just sent me the very fun­ny Cows With Guns. It’s a lit­tle long, but beyond hilar­i­ous. Espe­cial­ly if you find puns fun­ny.

Constantine

I have to say I loved Con­stan­tine, no mat­ter what the review­ers think. The actress who played Gabriel and the actor who played Satan were par­tic­u­lar­ly good.

And its the­ol­o­gy, while off, was­n’t near­ly as bad as I expect­ed it to be.

Gene Scott Died

Gene Scott died yes­ter­day, and I feel oblig­ed to say some­thing for some strange rea­son. I guess it’s because I’m always struck by the vague­ly over­lap­ping areas of our lives.

First, he was at one time an Assem­blies of God min­is­ter in my dis­trict. He left the denom­i­na­tion years back (in good stand­ing, sur­pris­ing­ly enough), but the con­nec­tion is still there.

Sec­ond, Dr. Scott had a con­nec­tion with Stan­ford University–he earned his doc­tor­ate here in 1957 and was appar­ent­ly once pro­filed for the cov­er sto­ry of the Stan­ford alum­ni mag­a­zine (this seems to be an undig­i­tized issue or else I would link to it).

Third, his min­istry was by its nature a mon­ey-ask­ing sort. His meth­ods were way over the line (some allege immoral and ille­gal), although he was pret­ty fun­ny about it: “I some­times get asked about what hap­pens to all the mon­ey that comes in to this min­istry. Let me tell you what hap­pens to it. I spend it!”

Fourth, he was eccen­tric. That’s putting it mild­ly. If you’ve seen his show you know what I mean, and if you haven’t there’s no way you would believe me–for instance, one of his pecu­liar wor­ship songs was Kill a Pis­sant for Jesus (I do not, sad­ly, have the lyrics). While I applaud the use of the under­uti­lized word pis­sant , the song gives me pause. If you’ve got a few min­utes, read over this old arti­cle from the LA Times: The Shock Jock of Tele­vi­sion to get a feel for his unique min­istry style.

The Assem­blies of God, Stan­ford, fundrais­ing, and eccen­tric­i­ty. That’s real­ly all we had in com­mon as far as I can deter­mine (that, and we were both Cal­i­for­nia white males). In some ways I admire him tremen­dous­ly, and in oth­er ways I shud­der when I think of him. Either way, I con­sid­er him a dis­tant cousin in min­istry.

I hope he’s in heav­en. If so, I imag­ine there are a lot of sur­prised peo­ple hav­ing some very unusu­al con­ver­sa­tions with him.

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this soft­ware helps you find musi­cians sim­i­lar to those you love (cour­tesy The Long Tail)–and they know all the cool Chris­t­ian artists, too.