You Know Life is Good When…

Con­tem­plat­ing my new­born daugh­ter today, I had an epiphany: you know life is good when you have peo­ple com­pet­ing for the priv­i­lege of wip­ing your bot­tom…

UPDATE: while up late with Dana, I decid­ed to put this insight into haiku form

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Ver­sion A:
Con­cern­ing new­borns
I reflect: Life is good when
peo­ple wipe your butt

Ver­sion B:
Con­cern­ing new­borns:
they lie scream­ing as ser­vants
vie to wipe their butts