Most Random Question Today/This Year

My phone rang just after 10:00am. What fol­lows is a rough tran­script of the ensu­ing con­ver­sa­tion.

Her: Hi, is this the right num­ber to call if I have a ques­tion about Chi Alpha?
Me: Yes, I’m Glen Davis, the direc­tor of the min­istry.
Her: This is prob­a­bly going to be the most ran­dom ques­tion you get today, but did you guys have a meet­ing last night?
Me: Yes we did.
Her: And were you sell­ing tacos there?
Me: No. Why do you ask?
Her: My friends told me that you were and I said that was stu­pid. You were a Chris­t­ian group and why would you be sell­ing tacos?
Me: Pre­cise­ly. There were no tacos for sale at our meet­ing.
Her: That’s what I thought.
Me: May I ask you a ques­tion in return?
Her: Sure.
Me: Were we doing any­thing to lead your friends to believe that we had tacos for sale?
Her: Not that I could see.
Me: That’s rea­sur­ring.
Her: Yeah, two guys had just made some total­ly inap­pro­pri­ate com­ment to me and my friends explained it by say­ing that your group was sell­ing tacos.
Me: *pause* Did these two gen­tle­men seem to be con­nect­ed with our min­istry?
Her: Oh no, def­i­nite­ly not.
Me: Okay.
Her: Any­way, thanks for help­ing!
Me: Sure thing. Feel free to call me if you have any more ques­tions.

How ran­dom was that?

One thought on “Most Random Question Today/This Year”

  1. Hmm…could this be relat­ed to the clas­sic CCC joke about using a taco­mo­bile (golf cart giv­ing out free tacos) as a min­istry tool?

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