Stats at the end of the third day of New Student Orientation:
- Hours on campus: 12
- Number of new students who have expressed interest in Chi Alpha to the extent of giving us their email address: 39
- Number of models who have signed up: 1 (really)
- Number of atheists I’ve had prolonged discussions with: 3
- Atheists who have helped me work the table and told those who walked up that Chi Alpha was really cool, if religion is your thing: 1
- Number of Ph.D. candidates who have helped me work the contact table: 2
- Number of students I have told we are a transgender group: 1
- Number of students I have told that sacrificing chickens is what makes us different from the other ministries on campus: around 10
- Number who laughed: 9
- Sunbathers I have mocked from a distance: 3
ahhhhh new student orientation. Sounds like things are going pretty well in Cali, except perhaps the transgender situtation. Out of all the words in your extended vocabulary, you pull out transgender. That’s what I miss most about you.