Presented without any context whatsoever:
I’m from Malaysia–the bigger the rat the better the food.
Student: What’s a sphincter?
Me: I will spare you the gory details–suffice to say that the question was answered
Student: You say that so matter of factly. Is that common knowledge?
Student A: You know, it took me days to realize that calling our brunch Bagels, Donuts, and Other Holy Things was a pun.
Student B: Oh my God–I just got it.
Me at the aforementioned brunch: Some of you may not have realized that Bagels, Donuts, and Other Holy Things is a play on words.
1/5 of students: Oohhhh.…
Also, I should mention that the sunbathing sirens were at their stations again yesterday. Reflecting on the available data, I’m offering three conclusions:
- They really want to be noticed.
- They may actually be frosh (note that this is a reversal on my part).
- At least one is Canadian, judging from the white maple leaf on a red background that covered the leftmost portion of her rump.
Which leaves me with one burning question–why do they make bikinis in Canada? Don’t they own thermometers?
Wow. You would think with all those above 30 ACT scores more people would have gotten the Holy pun right off the bat.