They Look The Same

Yes­ter­day Dana was sit­ting on the toi­let attempt­ing to wipe her bot­tom with tis­sue paper. After she felt that she had accom­plished her mis­sion, she lift­ed the paper to blow her nose into it. Log­i­cal from a cer­tain van­tage point, but dis­gust­ing nonethe­less. Need­less to say, I laughed like a mad­man.