Two new words have bounced into my head recently, and I have graciously decided to bestow them upon the world.
- Gloth: gluttony plus sloth. Example: “Over the Christmas break many students are afflicted with a strong case of gloth.”
- Proctological: the adjectival form of proctologist. Example: “Q: How does this puppet work, anyway? A: You have to get proctological with it.”
Be the first on your block to use them–impress your neighbors!