Gleaning #888

Auto­mat­i­cal­ly pulled from Glen’s ever-grow­ing list of ser­mon­ic mulch (with which he may or may not agree):

Gen­e­sis 30.18: Leah inter­prets the birth of Issachar as God reward­ing her for giv­ing her ser­vant to be Jacob’s wife. This is a great exam­ple of bas­ing the­ol­o­gy on poor­ly-under­stood expe­ri­ence.

Glen, Devo­tion­al 9/6/2000 tags: Bible The­ol­o­gy

Gen­e­sis 30.18: Leah inter­prets the birth of Issachar as God reward­ing her for giv­ing her ser­vant to be Jacob’s wife. This is a great exam­ple of bas­ing the­ol­o­gy on poor­ly-under­stood expe­ri­ence.

Glen, Devo­tion­al 9/6/2000 tags: Bible The­ol­o­gy

Gleaning #2965

Over Spring Break in March of 2006, 30 Chi Alpha stu­dents from Boze­man, MT trav­eled three days by bus to New Orleans to help peo­ple recov­er in the after­math of Hur­ri­can Kat­ri­na: “the most poignant moment came when a stu­dent, who is a rel­a­tive­ly new Chris­t­ian, walked into a ruined home and found a Bible still open on the kitchen table — where it has sat adhered by the orig­i­nal (and now dis­si­pat­ed) flood waters for months. ‘The Bible was opened to Psalm 90 where it says you are my dwelling place for­ev­er,’ Lant recalls. ‘That moment real­ly changed his life as he came to grips with the fact that earth was just a tem­po­rary res­i­dence … he now views things from a more spir­i­tu­al per­spec­tive, what’s most last­ing in his life and how tem­po­ral mate­ri­al­ism is.’ ”

AG News #1246: April 19, 2006

Over Spring Break in March of 2006, 30 Chi Alpha stu­dents from Boze­man, MT trav­eled three days by bus to New Orleans to help peo­ple recov­er in the after­math of Hur­ri­can Kat­ri­na: “the most poignant moment came when a stu­dent, who is a rel­a­tive­ly new Chris­t­ian, walked into a ruined home and found a Bible still open on the kitchen table — where it has sat adhered by the orig­i­nal (and now dis­si­pat­ed) flood waters for months. ‘The Bible was opened to Psalm 90 where it says you are my dwelling place for­ev­er,’ Lant recalls. ‘That moment real­ly changed his life as he came to grips with the fact that earth was just a tem­po­rary res­i­dence … he now views things from a more spir­i­tu­al per­spec­tive, what’s most last­ing in his life and how tem­po­ral mate­ri­al­ism is.’ ”

AG News #1246: April 19, 2006

Gleaning #2964

It is eas­i­er to sup­press the first desire than to sat­is­fy all that fol­low it.

Ben­jamin Franklin

down­load back to school It is eas­i­er to sup­press the first desire than to sat­is­fy all that fol­low it.

Ben­jamin Franklin

Terminology

Since shav­ing my head, many peo­ple have walked up to me and said, “I love the new hair­do!”

After a moment, a hes­i­tant “or lack of a hair­do” creeps out and then, fol­low­ing a brief pause, they utter “or what­ev­er” and final­ly a genial “what­ev­er it is, it looks great on you!” escapes their lips.

To pre­vent fur­ther con­fu­sion, I offer ter­mi­no­log­i­cal exac­ti­tude.

I don’t have a hair­do. I have a look.

So walk up to me and say, “I love the new look!”

See how much eas­i­er that is?

So I Was Pooping The Other Day

So I was poop­ing the oth­er day and Dana came and start­ed talk­ing to me through the bath­room door. She asked to come in and I explained that Dad­dy need­ed his pri­va­cy. So she sat down out­side the bath­room door and tried to peek through the gap beneath it.

When I flushed the toi­let Dana began cheer­ing and clap­ping.

“Dad­dy went in the big girl pot­ty! Good job, Dad­dy”

Odd­ly enough, it made me feel proud of myself.

The Problem With Prayer Studies

I men­tioned this to my stu­dents last night at Chi Alpha’s week­ly meet­ing and I thought I’d pass it along here as well: there have been a whole series of dou­ble-blind stud­ies on prayer, some of which show that prayer is potent and oth­ers which fail to demon­strate any ben­e­fit. Why such wide­ly vary­ing results? Because prayer stud­ies are ridicu­lous­ly dif­fi­cult to con­struct, as high­light­ed by this humor­ous arti­cle from Scrap­ple­face.

(2006–03-31) — A team of sci­en­tists today end­ed a 10-year study on the so-called “pow­er of prayer” by con­clud­ing that God can­not be manip­u­lat­ed by humans, not even by sci­en­tists with a $2.4 mil­lion research grant.

The sci­en­tists also not­ed that their work was “sab­o­taged by reli­gious zealots” secret­ly pray­ing for study sub­jects who were sup­posed to receive no prayer.

There are just too many inde­pen­dent vari­ables. How can you know that the con­trol group is actu­al­ly receiv­ing no prayer? How can you be sure that the peo­ple who are pray­ing are pray­ing with faith? With the right faith? In the right God?

And then, of course, there is THE Inde­pen­dent Vari­able. What if, as the arti­cle sug­gests, God sim­ply choos­es not to be our lab rat?

I’m sure some clever sci­en­tists will some­day fig­ure out how to iso­late the vari­ables more mean­ing­ful­ly, but for now the stud­ies tell us much less than the media would have us believe.

And for the record, it’s the media to blame for the hype. I’m sure the sci­en­tists are mak­ing appro­pri­ate­ly cau­tious claims. Sci­en­tists almost always do.

What A Remarkable Timestamp

April 5th 2006 — 1:02:03 04/05/06 (For the record, I had this entry gen­er­at­ed auto­mat­i­cal­ly. I val­ue sleep over nov­el­ty.)

Delightful Communications

The response to my April Wis­dom post was every bit as won­der­ful as I had hoped.

Only one per­son com­ment­ed on the blog, but we got sev­er­al more “live” com­mu­ni­ca­tions. My per­son­al favorite: a voice­mail mes­sage that said, among oth­er things, “I thought we had a deal.”

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Any­way, the anwers are:
Glen bald — TRUE
Paula pre­gant — TRUE
House pur­chased — HAH

April Wisdom

  1. Glen has shaved his head.
  2. Paula is preg­nant.
  3. We bought a house.

Two of the above state­ments are true. One is not. Dis­cuss.