Einstein Endorsement

Cour­tesy of the cool Ein­stein dynam­ic chalk­board gen­er­a­tor.

Dialectic

One of my stu­dents (stage name Dialec­tic) just released a rap album. You can pre­view it at MySpace. Or as we hip-hop­pers like to call it, MySchiz­zle.

How Not To Be Holy

I just read a great lit­tle med­i­ta­tion on holi­ness called Whack-a-mole and Sin Man­age­ment in Lead­er­ship Jour­nal. When I checked to see if it was online I dis­cov­ered that the author has a blog.

Staff Reading Cohort

Our staff team is going to begin a read­ing pro­gram togeth­er. We’re pick­ing our books now, and I thought some of you might be inter­est­ed in the guide­lines we’re using. I sort of made these up and mod­i­fied them based on the feed­back I received.

Fre­quen­cy
Let’s start off with a book every two months. This will give us plen­ty of time to pur­sue our own read­ing with­out short­chang­ing our staff reads. We can always adjust the time lat­er if we need to.

Selec­tion
We make our list up two full cycles in advance (one whole year). We each get to pro­pose 4 books, and then we each rank the result­ing list of 12. We tal­ly the votes using an inter­net script (Con­dorcet method for any vot­ing geeks out there). The top six books win. We’ll decide the order in which the win­ners will be read infor­mal­ly, try­ing to alter­nate old­er books with new­er books.

Guide­lines

  1. We have to pro­pose books that we have not read yet. Don’t pick some­thing you loved and think it will be good for every­one else. The point of this exer­cise is per­son­al growth.
  2. Hav­ing said that, it’s okay if some­one else pro­pos­es a book that you have already read and the team selects it. In that case, you don’t have to reread it–skimming will do.
  3. Don’t try to impress any­one. No need to pick aca­d­e­m­ic phi­los­o­phy or any­thing like that–unless you real­ly want to read it.
  4. Let’s try to alter­nate between new books and books old­er than we are. This isn’t a rigid rule, but an aspi­ra­tion.
  5. Fresh­ness is good when we’re talk­ing about some­thing based on research, and age is good when we’re talk­ing about some­thing based on reflec­tion. If you want us to think about sci­ence or cul­ture get a new book. If you want us to think about God or life get an old­er book. Unless you real­ly don’t want to–these are guide­lines and not rules. 😉
  6. The books can be about any­thing, but let’s keep fic­tion to a min­i­mum.
  7. Noth­ing over 500 pages with­out first clear­ing it with every­one else.
  8. Noth­ing over $30 with­out clear­ing it first with every­one else.
  9. If you want, you can pro­pose mul­ti­ple short books as a sin­gle rec­om­men­da­tion (less than 200 pages total).

After Read­ing
Fol­low­ing the read­ing of the book, by a spec­i­fied dead­line, the choos­er will com­pose a few (3–5) ques­tions for group dis­cus­sion either in per­son, over the phone or online.

Any­way, it’s not too ele­gant but it looks as though it will serve us well. We’ve each made our sug­ges­tions and here’s the list we’re going to be vot­ing on:

  • The Nico­machean Ethics by Aris­to­tle
  • Prayer by George But­trick
  • Good to Great and the Social Sec­tors: A Mono­graph to Accom­pa­ny Good to Great by Jim Collins
  • Col­lege of the Over­whelmed: The Cam­pus Men­tal Health Cri­sis and What to Do About It by Richard D. Kadi­son and There­sa Foy DiGeron­i­mo
  • The Five Dys­func­tions of a Team by Patrick Lencioni
  • Cre­ative Min­istry by Hen­ri Nouwen
  • In the Name of Jesus by Hen­ri Nouwen
  • Pensees by Blaise Pas­cal
  • Eat This Book: A Con­ver­sa­tion in the Art of Spir­i­tu­al Read­ing by Eugene Peter­son
  • Spur­geon’s Lec­tures to My Stu­dents by Charles Spur­geon
  • The Oth­er Six Days: Voca­tion, Work, and Min­istry in Bib­li­cal Per­spec­tive by R. Paul Stevens
  • Mar­gin by Richard Swen­son

Once we have the results I’ll let you know what we wind up read­ing.

Dana’s Disconcerting Insight

Two days ago as Dana was help­ing me wash dish­es, she blurt­ed out “Robi have penis.”

I paused mid-scrub. “Real­ly?”

Robi is our two-year-old neigh­bor and Dana’s favorite play­mate. They see one anoth­er quite a bit, but evi­dent­ly they have also seen quite a bit of each oth­er. As I was con­tem­plat­ing this devel­op­ment, Dana expound­ed on her orig­i­nal the­sis.

“Yes. Change dia­per, Robi have penis.”

“Robi got his dia­per changed and you saw that he had a penis?”

“Yes. Penis in dia­per.”

“That was very per­cep­tive of you, Dana.”

She smiled wide­ly and con­tin­ued to help me wash­ing dish­es.

I choose not to be dis­turbed that my two-year-old daugh­ter was think­ing about the fas­ci­nat­ing anatom­i­cal dif­fer­ences between men and women on Valen­tine’s day.

Fore!

I don’t nor­mal­ly par­tic­i­pate in these meme things, but Scott Aught­mon tagged me pub­licly at lunch yes­ter­day and so I feel oblig­ed to throw my four cents in.

Four Jobs I’ve Had:
* Life­guard
* Police Offi­cer
* Com­put­er Ser­vices (in a hos­pi­tal)
* Min­is­ter

Four movies I can watch over and over:
* Mon­ty Python & the Holy Grail
* Rat Race
* The Princess Bride
* Arsenic and Old Lace

Four places I have lived:
* Lafayette, LA
* Natchi­toches, LA
* Spring­field, MO
* Palo Alto, CA

Four shows I like to watch:
* Myth­busters
* Inside the Actor’s Stu­dio
* Bat­tlestar Galac­ti­ca
* Whose Line Is It, Any­way?

Four foods that I like:
* Choco­late Chip Cook­ies
* Fried Rice
* BBQ Chick­en Piz­za
* Ham­burg­ers

Four web­sites I vis­it dai­ly:
* reddit.com
* getreligion.org
* Cool Tools
* The Web Com­ic List

Four things I want to do before I die:
* earn a doc­tor­ate
* learn a liv­ing lan­guage
* write a book
* see Dana suc­ceed in life

Four peo­ple I’m tag­ging: (Paula has been implic­it­ly tagged since this is GlenAnd­Paula.com)
* Lind­sey Haw­ley
* Earl Creps (he has­n’t ppst­ed late­ly and needs a kick to get him start­ed again)
* Will Phillips (dit­to)
* Greg Davis

Ringing The Church Bells Via SMS

We’re putting togeth­er a text-mes­sag­ing reminder ser­vice for our meet­ings. Every Wednes­day night at 7pm our web­site will send out a SMS mes­sage to the cell phones of every­one who signs up remind­ing them to get ready for Chi Alpha’s week­ly wor­ship meet­ing. It’s a sim­ple mes­sage to help out those stu­dents who always mean to come but get busy doing some­thing else and for­get until the meet­ing is part­way over:

Chi Alpha at 8:00 tonight in 300–300.

I’ve just test­ed the sys­tem and it works pret­ty smooth­ly. It’s the mod­ern-day equiv­a­lent of ring­ing the church bells!

The script was real­ly sim­ple to write. If you use a unix-based sys­tem with PHP & PEAR installed you could eas­i­ly adapt it for your min­istry:

#!/usr/bin/php
 ?php
//sends SMS announcments to each person in Chi Alpha who wants them

require_once('Mail.php');
$parameters['sendmail_args']='';
$mailer=&Mail::factory('sendmail',$parameters);

$cells['Ferdinand Frosh']='5555555555';
$cells['Suzie Sophomore']='5555555555';
$cells['Jing Junior']='5555555555';
$cells['Sheila Senior']='5555555555';

$headers['From']='you@example.com';
$headers['Reply-To']='you@example.com';
$headers['Subject']='XA @ 8pm';
$body='Chi Alpha at 8:00 tonight in 300-300';

foreach ($cells as $cell) {
        if (empty($cell)) continue;
        $email=$cell.'@teleflip.com';
        //echo $email;
        $mailer->send($email,$headers,$body);
}
?>

All you have to do is cus­tomize the script (add cell phone num­bers and the right “From” and “Reply-To” emails) and then add it to your crontab file with an entry like so:

0 19 * * 4 /path/to/announce.php

(Hint: type crontab ‑e to edit your crontab file).

By the way, it should go with­out say­ing that you nev­er add some­one to an SMS announce­ment sys­tem with­out their express per­mis­sion! If you think email spam hacks peo­ple off, then just wait until some­one has to pay a text-mes­sag­ing fee for some­thing they’re not inter­est­ed in. The depths of their rage would aston­ish the Hulk.

Geek­s­peak: the rea­son I used the PEAR::Mail library was to make sure that the reply-to address was the one I want­ed. I just could­n’t make it hap­pen using the PHP mail() func­tion alone. Every­thing was from “root@my web­serv­er.” Very annoy­ing.

Hymnody

I sent this email to our wor­ship lead­ers and I thought oth­ers might be inter­est­ed in it.

Why do we try to incor­po­rate a hymn each week into wor­ship?

The short­est answer I can give is to quote C. S. Lewis on old books: “Every age has its own out­look. It is spe­cial­ly good at see­ing cer­tain truths and spe­cial­ly liable to make cer­tain mis­takes. We all, there­fore, need the books that will cor­rect the char­ac­ter­is­tic mis­takes of our own peri­od. And that means the old books. All con­tem­po­rary writ­ers share to some extent the con­tem­po­rary outlook–even those, like myself, who seem most opposed to it. None of us can escape this blind­ness, but we shall cer­tain­ly increase it, and weak­en our guard against it, if we read only mod­ern books. The only pal­lia­tive is to keep the clean sea breeze of the cen­turies blow­ing through our minds, and this can be done only by read­ing old books. Not, of course, that there is any mag­ic about the past. Peo­ple were no clev­er­er then than they are now; they made as many mis­takes as we. But not the same mis­takes.” (from his intro­duc­tion to Athana­sius’ On The Incar­na­tion).

The same thing is true of songs. There are some great wor­ship songs out today and I want the major­i­ty of our wor­ship to fea­ture them. But I don’t want us to just fea­ture them. They have notable weak­ness­es (pdf link) and so I want the “sea breeze of the cen­turies” to blow through our wor­ship and keep us root­ed.

Hav­ing said that, tra­di­tion­al hymn music does­n’t real­ly con­nect with today’s stu­dents. That’s why I urge you to seek out or make up (yes, you are allowed to do that) con­tem­po­rary arrange­ments for the hymns that we do sing.

I’ve found a few that illus­trate what I’m talk­ing about. Check out http://igracemusic.com/igracemusic/hymnbook/hymns.html

Each one has a sam­ple mp3, lead sheets, tab sheets, and oth­er resources avail­able for wor­ship teams.

Anoth­er excel­lent exam­ple is the Dave Crow­der band’s record­ing of “All Crea­tures Of Our God And King.”

Any­way, I’ve been mean­ing to explain myself on that for a while but I’ve nev­er actu­al­ly got­ten around to it.

So there.

Look, I’m On TV! Sort Of. Not Really.

Inspired by Mark Driscol­l’s exam­ple, I video­taped last week’s Chi Alpha meet­ing and put it online using Google Video. So now you can just go to google video and search for some­thing like “Jesus at Stan­ford” and the video will appear.

Or you can just go to the xastanford.org web­site and see it there. Google lets you embed the videos wher­ev­er you want. Pret­ty amaz­ing, huh?

Not bad for our first try. Now I need to brain­storm about mak­ing it more attractive–the black­board is pret­ty unap­peal­ing. For that mat­ter, I’m not all that appealing–I need a fash­ion makeover or some­thing. And I need to talk slow­er. Still, not too bad for our first try.

So why do we record these meet­ings? I can imag­ine some­one alleg­ing that it’s some sort of ego­ma­ni­a­cal thing. As a rebut­tal, I can only offer my poor groom­ing skills. Ego­ma­ni­acs exfo­li­ate.

So why do we record our meet­ings? 3 rea­sons:

1) We want to make it easy for our stu­dents to invite their friends to come.

Chi Alphan: “Come check out this meet­ing. It’s the best thing since sleep. And the wheel. And fire.”
Col­lege Pagan: “Wow. What’s it like?”
Chi Alphan: “Your com­put­er on?”
Col­lege Pagan: “Yeah.”
Chi Alphan: “Go to google video and search for ‘Jesus at Stan­ford’ — that’s one of our meet­ings.”

2) So our stu­dents still be part of our com­mu­ni­ty when they’re doing a study abroad. We’ve been lis­tened to on at least three con­ti­nents. I’m gun­ning for the whole globe!

3) I some­times refer back to pre­vi­ous mes­sages and it’s easy to say, “You know, I talked about that a few quar­ters ago. I don’t have time to explain all my thoughts on that right now–go get it off our web­site and ask me any fol­low-up ques­tions you have.”

Since we were already record­ing in MP3, video was a no-brain­er. We can do both eas­i­ly, so why not?

Things Which Interested Glen Last Week

Things I book­marked last week on del.icio.us.

Dis­claimer: these links are post­ed auto­mat­i­cal­ly using the excel­lent yawd hack and are mere­ly things that were inter­est­ing enough to book­mark for future reference–I may or may not agree with the views expressed by the linked pages. In fact, I may not have even read them yet.