I’m a little tired of seeing that bumper sticker that says, “An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.” If I’m not mistaken, it actually leaves two people with no depth perception. 🙂
Author: Glen
They Look The Same
Yesterday Dana was sitting on the toilet attempting to wipe her bottom with tissue paper. After she felt that she had accomplished her mission, she lifted the paper to blow her nose into it. Logical from a certain vantage point, but disgusting nonetheless. Needless to say, I laughed like a madman.
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Anne Rice–Christian
Anne Rice (the vampire novelist) has become a Christian.
“For the last six months,” she says, “people have been sending e‑mails saying, ‘What are you doing next?’ And I’ve told them, ‘You may not want what I’m doing next’.” We’ll know soon. In two weeks, Anne Rice, the chronicler of vampires, witches and—under the pseudonym A. N. Roquelaure—of soft-core S&M encounters, will publish “Christ the Lord: Out of Egypt,” a novel
about the 7‑year-old Jesus, narrated by Christ himself. “I promised,” she says, “that from now on I would write only for the Lord.”
Incidentally, her novel is getting rave reviews.
The advance notices say she’s pulled it off: Kirkus Reviews’ starred rave pronounces her Jesus “fully believable.”
You might also want to check the Wikipedia article on her.
The Worst Vegetarian In The World
I recently had occassion to be pummeled at Halo 2 by Dylan, who is quite possibly the world’s worst vegetarian.
You see, he hates vegetables. He thinks they taste nasty.
He doesn’t have any convictions about the moral superiority of vegetable consumption. He doesn’t seem to have any worries about the sustainability of a carnivorous society. It’s not a spiritual thing for him. He doesn’t really fit into any of the standard vegetarian categories.
He just doesn’t eat meat. He apparently survives on assorted junk food.
Why does he live this way? Because he was raised a vegetarian and now can’t digest meat and doesn’t want to go to the trouble of training his body to process meat again–I’m not quite sure what that would entail, but it sounds as though unpleasant digestive moments are involved.
I just thought that was hilarious. A vegetarian who hates vegetables. 🙂
By the way, you can buy that bumper sticker at http://bumperart.com/ if you’re a bumper sticker sort of person.
Student Administers Test
I received an email from a student asking whether it was okay to “put God to the test.”
I just came back from a strange church service, and I have a question. Lately, I have been learning quite a bit about God up there. The pastor’s wife shouted out loud that the Lord wants us to “test” him in prayer, meaning see if our prayers are answered. I was confused about this statement, as I recalled the temptations of Christ, when Satan tempts Jesus, and Jesus quotes scripture, “thou shalt not test the Lord your God.” Am I getting caught up in a technicality, or is there some merit to this claim, which I do not understand? I can see how God would want us to pray and ask for proof in life, but I feel such a strong injustice to this thought. Any thoughts?
As I frequently field this question or a variant thereof, I thought my response might be of more general interest.
Are we to test God or not?
In Deut 6:16 we are commanded not to put God to the test. In Malachi 3:10 God tells us to test him.
Is this a contradiction? No, not at all. The Hebrew word in Deuteronomy 6:16 is nacah http://www.blueletterbible.org/cgi-bin/words.pl?word=05254
whereas the word in Malachi 3:10 is bachan
http://www.blueletterbible.org/cgi-bin/words.pl?word=0974So what we have is two words in Hebrew that can both be translated “test.” Some tests are forbidden and others are commanded.
So what are we forbidden to do? Jesus tells us not to tempt God in Luke 4:12 (quoting Deuteronomy 6:16). If we look up Deut 6:16 (“Do not tempt the Lord your God as you did at Massah”) we will notice that it is a reference to Exodus 17, wherein the Israelites demand that God do a specific thing to prove he is with them. That’s the same temptation Satan set before Jesus: make God perform an action of your own choosing.
However, we read in Malachi 3:10 that God desires us to test his goodness and his faithfulness. We are to expect God to perform actions of his choosing.
That makes sense. In the first case we are giving orders to God, in the second case we are receiving orders from God. In the first case we are trying to be God ourselves, in the second case we are allowing God to be God.
Perhaps we could phrase the distinction thus:
“Don’t try to tell God what he ought to do, but expect God to do what he has promised to do.”So in your specific case, it all depends on what sort of prayers you’re expecting God to answer.
Did that help clear it up?
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I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. — Doug McLeod 🙂
Weekend Annoyances
Mildly Annoying: our neighbors having a loud, late party
More Annoying: it being a karoake party
Pretty Darn Annoying: having Bloodhound Gang’s Nothing But Mammals on the playlist
Extremely Annoying: listening to it sung off-key with gusto
Beginning of Serenity Online
About two weeks ago I raved about the movie Serenity. It turns out that the first nine minutes are available online so you can judge for yourself.
Guy Kawasaki
I just heard Guy Kawasaki speak at Straight Talk, a marketplace ministry hosted by Menlo Park Presbyterian Church. He uses humor well. For instance, he was offered a job in Atlanta but “couldn’t take a job where they call sushi bait.”
I really appreciated his intro:
When I was younger I used to go to a lot industry conferences, and I learned that most CEOs suck as speakers. And the only thing worse than listening to a speaker who sucks is not knowing how much longer they’re going to suck. So I’ve adopted a simple rule: all my presentations are in a top-ten format. That way, if you decide I suck you at least know how much longer I’m going to do it.
Unfortunately, I know a few preachers who could use his advice. 🙂
His talk was The Art of the Start, based on his book. It’s a talk he’s given in a lot of different venues. You can find the notes online. He did a pretty good job of customizing it for the context of the meeting (Christian business professionals and their guests).
In honor of his speaking advice, here are ten things I learned about Guy Kawasaki:
- He’s a Christian.
- He went to Stanford (where he majored in “the easiest major I could find–psychology.”).
- He secularized the term evangelism while at Apple. Good for him–the word could really use a facelift.
- He loves Apple and disdains Microsoft. “DOS was a moral wrong.”
- He finds evidence for the existence of a personal God in the continued survival of Apple. He further concludes that God really likes digital music and wants you to pay for it.
- He went to law school and dropped out after ten days, “thereby inheriting 2,000 years of pent-up Asian guilt.”
- He loves to play hockey–it sounds like an obsession.
- He is a CSI addict and is eagerly awaiting the day that they release CSI: Menlo Park.
- He loves first-class in Singapore Airlines. In fact, that’s his working model of heaven.
- He thinks iStockPhoto.com rocks–he went out of his way to plug it at the end of his presentation and claimed to do so without any financial incentive (“I’m not an investor or anything, I just love their product.”)