Cows With Guns

One of my stu­dents just sent me the very fun­ny Cows With Guns. It’s a lit­tle long, but beyond hilar­i­ous. Espe­cial­ly if you find puns fun­ny.

How Did I Miss This?

I some­how missed this arti­cle from the Stan­ford Dai­ly a few weeks ago : Chris­t­ian Groups Sue Uni­ver­si­ties Nation­wide.

some Chris­t­ian groups have been suc­cess­ful in forc­ing col­leges to allow them to bar gay stu­dents and athe­ists.

That’s an awful­ly loaded inter­est­ing way to describe what’s been hap­pen­ing. It makes it sound as though the Chris­t­ian groups are agi­tat­ing for rights pre­vi­ous­ly denied them instead of react­ing to new uni­ver­si­ty poli­cies which under­mine their beliefs. For a dif­fer­ent take, read Chris­tian­i­ty Today’s weblog (and this fol­low-up).

Junior Ros­abelle Ori­bel­lo, the LGBT [Les­bian, Gay, Bisex­u­al, Trans­gen­dered] Center’s liai­son to on-cam­pus res­i­dences, believes the cur­rent polit­i­cal atmos­phere at Stan­ford will help pre­vent the out­break of such a con­tro­ver­sy.

“I don’t think it will hap­pen at this cam­pus because the mes­sage the cen­ter has got­ten from the reli­gious groups has been that they are pret­ty affirm­ing of LGBTs,” she said. “Though I don’t know what it’s like on oth­er col­lege cam­pus­es, we have a pret­ty lib­er­al cam­pus and that goes far in reduc­ing the chances of these kinds of conflicts.”

While many reli­gious groups at Stan­ford clear­ly do affirm what­ev­er sex­u­al choic­es you make, many oth­ers do not. You would have no clue based on this arti­cle. That’s odd.

[Scot­ty] McLen­nan agreed with Oribello’s rea­son­ing.

“Stanford is a very plu­ral­is­tic envi­ron­ment, reli­gious and in oth­er ways,” he said.

Many stu­dents believe that it is this polit­i­cal­ly-homo­ge­neous atmos­phere that pre­vents the dif­fi­cul­ties faced at oth­er schools.

The con­trast between one sen­tence and the next is strik­ing: “plu­ral­is­tic envi­ron­ment” switched to “polit­i­cal­ly homo­ge­neous.” That it was­n’t caught by the reporter or the copy­ed­i­tor is revealing–the plu­ral­ism that Stan­ford pre­sup­pos­es is a super­fi­cial plu­ral­ism which focus­es on col­or, cul­ture, and sex­u­al con­duct but which usu­al­ly ignores con­vic­tions. In oth­er words, ide­o­log­i­cal diver­si­ty is the one sort of diver­si­ty that is frowned upon.

On that note, I find it curi­ous that the author appar­ent­ly did­n’t seek to inter­view any­one who dis­agreed with his pre­sup­po­si­tions. Of the three reli­gious groups he did inter­view, none had been involved in the law­suits on oth­er cam­pus­es. That’s worth not­ing sim­ply because the arti­cle men­tions Inter­Var­si­ty at Tufts by name and there’s a very active Inter­Var­si­ty chap­ter here on the Farm. I won­der what they would have said had they been asked?

If you’re inter­est­ed in stuff like this, Andy Crouch has a great arti­cle called Cam­pus Col­li­sions that explains why Inter­Var­si­ty, in par­tic­u­lar, is more like­ly to get involved in law­suits than the rest of us.

Constantine

I have to say I loved Con­stan­tine, no mat­ter what the review­ers think. The actress who played Gabriel and the actor who played Satan were par­tic­u­lar­ly good.

And its the­ol­o­gy, while off, was­n’t near­ly as bad as I expect­ed it to be.

Gene Scott Died

Gene Scott died yes­ter­day, and I feel oblig­ed to say some­thing for some strange rea­son. I guess it’s because I’m always struck by the vague­ly over­lap­ping areas of our lives.

First, he was at one time an Assem­blies of God min­is­ter in my dis­trict. He left the denom­i­na­tion years back (in good stand­ing, sur­pris­ing­ly enough), but the con­nec­tion is still there.

Sec­ond, Dr. Scott had a con­nec­tion with Stan­ford University–he earned his doc­tor­ate here in 1957 and was appar­ent­ly once pro­filed for the cov­er sto­ry of the Stan­ford alum­ni mag­a­zine (this seems to be an undig­i­tized issue or else I would link to it).

Third, his min­istry was by its nature a mon­ey-ask­ing sort. His meth­ods were way over the line (some allege immoral and ille­gal), although he was pret­ty fun­ny about it: “I some­times get asked about what hap­pens to all the mon­ey that comes in to this min­istry. Let me tell you what hap­pens to it. I spend it!”

Fourth, he was eccen­tric. That’s putting it mild­ly. If you’ve seen his show you know what I mean, and if you haven’t there’s no way you would believe me–for instance, one of his pecu­liar wor­ship songs was Kill a Pis­sant for Jesus (I do not, sad­ly, have the lyrics). While I applaud the use of the under­uti­lized word pis­sant , the song gives me pause. If you’ve got a few min­utes, read over this old arti­cle from the LA Times: The Shock Jock of Tele­vi­sion to get a feel for his unique min­istry style.

The Assem­blies of God, Stan­ford, fundrais­ing, and eccen­tric­i­ty. That’s real­ly all we had in com­mon as far as I can deter­mine (that, and we were both Cal­i­for­nia white males). In some ways I admire him tremen­dous­ly, and in oth­er ways I shud­der when I think of him. Either way, I con­sid­er him a dis­tant cousin in min­istry.

I hope he’s in heav­en. If so, I imag­ine there are a lot of sur­prised peo­ple hav­ing some very unusu­al con­ver­sa­tions with him.

The God-Soaked Daily?

Today’s Stan­ford Dai­ly was replete with God-talk.

Front page: Scot­ty McLen­nan tells profs they need to address reli­gious issues in the class­room.

Page 3: an favor­able arti­cle on Mosaic’s Extreme Makeover ser­vice project.

Page 8: Frosh Tabitha Yim bears wit­ness to Christ in her gym­nas­tics pro­file.

Inter­est­ing, no?

GQ Profiles The Jesus Freaks

I just read Upon This Rock, an absolute­ly phe­nom­e­nal arti­cle by an ex-Chris­t­ian who goes to a Chris­t­ian music fes­ti­val and writes about it for GQ.

If you are a col­lege or youth pas­tor you real­ly need to read the arti­cle in its entire­ty. I mean it–all the way to the end.

(thanks to GetRe­li­gion for draw­ing my atten­tion to this)

Those Wacky Bozemanites

I just got a phone call from Will Kli­er, Chi Alpha leader in Boze­man, MT. A phone call from Will, one of Chi Alpha’s most inven­tive lead­ers, is always a treat.

Any­way, he was telling me that they’ve been hav­ing unsea­son­ably warm weath­er in Mon­tana (in the 50s) and they’ve also been try­ing to drum up pub­lic­i­ty for Chi Alpha, so they decid­ed to stage a mock protest.

Actu­al slo­gans chant­ed:

What do we want? Win­ter! When do we want it? Now!

Heck no, we want snow, glob­al warm­ing’s got to go!

Pow­der to the peo­ple!

The protest wound up being cov­ered by the media and made it into the AP wire, so that the pic­ture you see above was copied from the San Fran­cis­co Chron­i­cle.

Now that’s a cre­ative (and suc­cess­ful) pub­lic­i­ty stunt.

Be sure to let me know if you ever have any ideas like that for our group.

musicplasma

this soft­ware helps you find musi­cians sim­i­lar to those you love (cour­tesy The Long Tail)–and they know all the cool Chris­t­ian artists, too.

Religion In The Academy

Earl Creps just sent me a link to the arti­cle Revi­tal­iz­ing Reli­gion In The Acad­e­my. Pret­ty bor­ing unless you’re think­ing about the role of reli­gion in uni­ver­si­ty set­tings (but inter­est­ing if you are).

Any­way, one stat leapt out at me: Cam­pus Cru­sade for Christ report­ed a 73% increase in stu­dent atten­dance between the 95–96 school year and the 98–99 school year.