The Bathrooms at the Barefoot Cafe

I’m meeting a friend at a sweet little coffee shop called the Barefoot Cafe in Santa Clara.

I suppose if I liked coffee I’d think this place was beyond words — but even with a disdain for the beverage I admire the ambiance. For my Springfield friends, it’s like the Mudhouse of the Bay Area.

Anyway, I had to comment on their fabulous bathroom decorating idea. They painted the whole bathroom with that blackboard paint. There’s a big box of chalk next to the sink — doodling is encouraged.

How awesome is that?

I have to say that if I ever manage a piece of property (a Chi Alpha house or a church or something) that I’m going to give serious thought to ripping off their idea.

8 Random Facts About Me

Will Phillips asked me to make 8 quirky comments about myself, so here goes:

  1. When I reheat foods, I like to set the microwave for a prime number of seconds (i.e., 17, 23, 37, etc).
  2. I tend to disdain “literary fiction” — I find that the typical science fiction or fantasy novel is just as insightful and vastly more entertaining.
  3. I write PHP programs to relax.
  4. I hardly ever watch TV anymore — I’m pretty much exclusively devoted to watching programs on Netflix. My wife and I are currently on a Veronica Mars kick.
  5. I used to hate talk radio, but now I love listening to Dennis Prager. I find him very stimulating.
  6. I don’t like the New York Times mostly because it doesn’t carry comics. Seriously. I want my Get Fuzzy and my Pearls Before Swine!
  7. I don’t eat the meal before I preach. Maybe it’s psychological, but I feel that the food in my belly makes me slow-witted.
  8. The main reason I haven’t written a book is that I feel that there are too many books out there already — the great stuff is getting lost in the flood.

So there. 8 things about me you probably didn’t know.

Advice From A Design Expert

Last night at Chi Alpha we interviewed George Kembel, co-founder and executive director of the Stanford d.school about his faith and how it integrates with his professional life.

It was lots of fun. During the interview he shared a helpful metaphor about his crisis of faith as a young adult. “It’s like my baby teeth. They had to go so my permanent teeth could come in. Something similar happened with my faith. I needed to move from a child’s faith to an adult faith, but what I got in the end was something better and more enduring.”

Anyway, afterwards we were able to talk briefly and I asked him about applying the principles of his professional life to ministry. How would a d.school person approach improving the experience of a regular or a guest at a ministry function?

We only talked briefly, but one tidbit he shared really struck me. “When we’re doing feedback we find it helpful to have people restrict themselves to three types of statements: ‘I like…’, ‘I wish…’, and ‘We should try…’. For example, ‘I liked it when you talked about x, I wish you had spent more time on that and less on this other point.’ It forces feedback to be more personal and also pushes it in a constructive direction.”

I think we’ll experiment with that and see how it works out for us. It sounds promising.

Anyway, I hope you find his comments as interesting and helpful as I did.

An Apology For the Sign-Bearers

As a Christian minister, I apologize to the campus community for for my well-meaning but misguided brothers who bore the signs on White Plaza yesterday.

You recall them, no doubt. They bore such charming slogans as “The sin and the sinner go straight to hell together,” and “Warning: Fornicators, Drunkards, Thieves, Adulterers, God Haters, Liars, HOMOSEXUALS — JUDGMENT.”

I know you find it hard to believe, but they were under the impression that they were acting with kindness and even love. They were trying to tell you something important in the best way they could think of.

Unfortunately, their method undermined their message.

To them, and to all the sign-bearers scattered across the campuses of America, I direct the next few remarks.

I know you are doing your best to honor God, but when you bring such signs onto campus and provoke students you are not accomplishing your goal.

In fact, I suspect that a careful consideration of the Bible will lead you to rethink your actions.

Observe:

Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander. 1 Peter 3:15–16, NIV

Gentleness and respect may have been your aspiration, but the messages on the signs belied your intent. You may not understand why, but people found your messages extremely disrepectful. Respect is measured by the recipient, so if an entire community tells you that you are acting in a way that they find offensive and insulting then you must take them at their word and rethink the way that you communicate your message.

Conduct yourselves wisely toward outsiders, making the most of the time. Let your speech always be gracious, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how you ought to answer everyone. Colossians 4:5–6, NRSV

My brothers, I humbly suggest that you acted with a great lack of wisdom, as anyone who has spent time ministering on the college campus could have told you. Indeed, we would have made the point with great fervor. Something like this happens once or twice every year and it always detracts from the work of God on campus — I have never once seen it help.

If you doubt the effects of your visit, I direct you to the unofficial Stanford blog’s perspective on your actions.

If any place will not welcome you and they refuse to hear you, as you leave, shake off the dust that is on your feet as a testimony against them. Mark 6:11, NRSV

And this, to me, is the clincher. Jesus told his disciples to move on when people didn’t want to listen. And that’s the model we see throughout the New Testament, particularly in Paul. Paul, contrary to his reputation, was very canny and was a master at non-intrusive evangelism. He sought to preach in places where people expected to hear preaching. He went to synagogues, philosophical venues, and lecture halls and talked to people who were ready to listen.

And so while I applaud your intentions, I beg you to rethink your evangelistic strategy and see if there is not a wiser way to engage students with the claims of Christ.

And to the campus community I reiterate my apology. They meant well, but they acted in a way that caused many of you to have a lower opinion of Christ and His followers than you did before.

Earlier today I was reading an article about Einstein’s religious views and I was struck by the following comment: “I am a Jew, but I am enthralled by the luminous figure of the Nazarene.”

If your perception of Christ is shaped largely by the sign-bearers and others like them, then I urge you to look at Jesus yourself. Read the gospels and ask around in your dorm. I promise that you will find some Christ-followers who would love nothing more than to have a respectful conversation with you and help you to see why Jesus is still worshiped after these many years and across these many miles.

Pi Day at Chi Alpha

John Sillcox, mathematician extraordinaireAs most of you were completely unaware, yesterday was Pi Day.

If the reference is confusing to you, yesterday was March 14. This date can be written 3/14, and 314 are the first three digits of the infinitely-long number pi.

Anyway, I made a reference to Pi Day at the beginning of my message last night and I asked offhandedly if anyone in the audience had pi memorized out to any significant length — more than 10 digits.

At first I didn’t see any hands, but then I noticed that everyone was pointing at someone just out of my field of vision. I turned and John Sillcox (pictured here) had his hand raised.

“John, how many digits do you have pi memorized out to?”

“100.”

“For real? You know the first 100 digits of pi?”

“Yeah.”

I was pretty floored. I had thought MAYBE someone would know the first 10 or 25 digits.

“You know that I have no choice but to call you up here and have you recite them.”

After some cajoling he agreed and began reciting the numbers. One of the graphics I had for pi day happened to display the first several hundred numbers and so we projected the graphic behind him while he rattled them off. His recall was perfect.

Here’s the bit that I found most interesting about the entire experience: the response of the audience. This is the sort of geeky thing that normally only I would find cool. But at Stanford, such displays get a different response. Our Chi Alpha group went wild. One of our rugby players got up and began bowing to John, crying “We’re not worthy!”

So yeah. That’s what Pi Day at Chi Alpha is like. At least at Stanford.

For the record, my texts were Exodus 3:14 and Philippians 3:14. 🙂

Things My Students Have Said About Me

Actual comments my students made about me on a recent survey:

  1. the balder the better
  2. exuberant, zany, wacky, over the top
  3. Unique, John Stewart meets the apostle Paul.
  4. prone to shouting in high pitched voices
  5. pedagogic connoisseur — appreciates good teaching and apt quotes.
  6. occasional diarrhea of the mouth
  7. …unconventional
  8. wonderfully inappropriately humorous, great at coming up with mathematical-scientific analogies for facets of spirituality (balloons and 2nd derivatives anyone?), best at representing Jesus on film

It’s great to feel loved. And mocked.

Visualizing the Authorship of the New Testament

Inspired by the folks over at the ESV and at Blogos, I submitted a data set to the Many Eyes repository showing the percentage of the New Testament written by each author.

I got my data from Tischendorf’s 8th edition Greek New Testament because it was free and publicly available — big kudos to them for making all their work so easily usable.







It occurred to me to do this because counting the Greek words has always seemed to me to be a better measurement of the New Testament document lengths than counting verses or chapters, which are less precise measurements and are contingent on the whimsy of church history rather than being an intrinsic part of the text.

Plus I vividly remember the day in seminary when I realized that Luke had written more of the New Testament than Paul had. It was an epiphany for me.

The Big 1–0

I remember seeing a sermon series once titled “Marriage: Closest Thing To Heaven, Closest Thing To Hell.” Brilliant title.

Ten years ago at this time I had just finished hiding my car from my groomsmen to prevent any untoward pranks and was at First Assembly of God in Lafayette, LA getting ready to be married under the auspices of Eric Treuil (who was using the authority invested in him by God and the state of Louisiana).

Three quick memories:

  • Paula was very beautiful in her bridal dress.
  • I began fidgeting with my ring while still in the sanctuary, a habit I’ve continued to this day. I don’t know why, but whenever I’m thinkig about something I’ll either spin it around on my finger or take it off and put it back on a few times. Whatever the cause, you can see me doing it on the wedding tape as we recess out of the sanctuary.
  • I had a pile of eclairs as my grooms cake courtesy of high school buddy George Byron Noel. He’s a really good chef and my cake was delicious (as my brother can attest, since he ate approximately half of it 🙂 ).

We headed out on a honeymoon that included a stop in New Orleans and culminated in a stay at Southern SALT (now known as the Uprising) where I will be preaching in just a few days. It’s funny how things seem to come full-circle sometimes.

10 years. Much closer to heaven than hell by my reckoning.

Happy anniversary, Paula. I’d marry you again in a heartbeat.

Revamped Website — RSS funkiness ensued

I just reworked the way this website is structured pretty radically.

I’ve been using WordPress as my blogging tool for quite a while, and I love it. But it was getting harder and harder to do all that I wanted to through it. I’ve got lots of different things happening on this site and trying to show them all through WordPress using various plugins and hacks just wasn’t working well.

So I needed to change, but I didn’t want to give up WordPress.

So instead I decided to use Planet as the central engine for this website — it integrates all the different sub-applications I use (WordPress, Gallery, my quotes database, delicious).

The big downside is that my RSS feeds just got changed (and thereby became funky). If you’re a reader by syndication (this includes all of you in Facebook land) I apologize for the sudden influx of old content marked new.

I’ll be tweaking with the site for the next few days, but there shouldn’t be a big change in the feeds like that again.