Contemplating my newborn daughter today, I had an epiphany: you know life is good when you have people competing for the privilege of wiping your bottom…
UPDATE: while up late with Dana, I decided to put this insight into haiku form.
Version A:
Concerning newborns
I reflect: Life is good when
people wipe your butt
Version B:
Concerning newborns:
they lie screaming as servants
vie to wipe their butts
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