Two days ago as Dana was helping me wash dishes, she blurted out “Robi have penis.”
I paused mid-scrub. “Really?”
Robi is our two-year-old neighbor and Dana’s favorite playmate. They see one another quite a bit, but evidently they have also seen quite a bit of each other. As I was contemplating this development, Dana expounded on her original thesis.
“Yes. Change diaper, Robi have penis.”
“Robi got his diaper changed and you saw that he had a penis?”
“Yes. Penis in diaper.”
“That was very perceptive of you, Dana.”
She smiled widely and continued to help me washing dishes.
I choose not to be disturbed that my two-year-old daughter was thinking about the fascinating anatomical differences between men and women on Valentine’s day.
That is hilarious! Thanks for sharing 🙂